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TOGA'd adj. Describing a drinker who applies maximum household thrust, usually towards the kitchen and then nowhere. Maybelin went TOGA'd and launched herself towards the kettle before losing altitude on the rug. TOI'd adj. Sharpened by drink into treating the floor as an arena and every pause as valuable playing time. Luispablo got TOI'd and challenged Minahil to settle the seating dispute on the carpet. TOIL'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has converted unpaid extra hours into a personal entitlement to another round. Ashlae was TOIL'd and claimed Danthony owed her an evening in lieu of overtime. TOISA'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has transferred the evening's capital into a morning-after account with restricted access. Tejean woke TOISA'd, attempting to transfer the cost of supper into tomorrow's budget. TOM'd adj. You have drunk enough to make a monthly euphemism sound like a formal appointment. Xitllali got TOM'd and entered the date in Shaunmichael's diary without consulting him. TOMP'd adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a minute organic pollutant in every conversation entered. Tziporah got TOMP'd and contaminated the committee’s minutes with several unnecessary opinions. TON'd adj. Drunk and giving off an odour noticeable to everyone before it is noticeable to you. Janelise was TON'd by midnight, and Jafari quietly opened the kitchen window. TOPS'd adj. Describing a drinker who has confused two opposing conditions and confidently prescribed another round for both. Coleden was TOPS'd and diagnosed the table's silence as a medical reason for more lager. TOR'd adj. Emboldened by drink to assign the household a purpose, development plan and method of evaluation. Adut got TOR'd and set objectives for the kettle, sofa and remaining packet of crisps. TORCH complexed adj. Drunk enough to bundle several unrelated dangers together and address them with one confident remedy. Allianna got TORCH complexed and prescribed fresh air for every difficulty at the table. TORFL'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to demonstrate Russian as a foreign language, chiefly through ordering chips. Llia became TORFL'd and addressed Elya in Russian before requesting the same chips in English. TOS'd (/tiː əʊ ɛsd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every household service comes with restrictions, permissions and a revised access policy. Zebastian became TOS'd and restricted access to the kettle pending further review. TOSET'd adj. Still drunk, and arranging the kitchen objects in an order that admits no exceptions. Gaudalupe was TOSET'd, ranking the mugs by handle direction beside the sink. TOT'd adj. Drunk past the point of finding the word, and willing to involve the whole party in its recovery. Daylee went TOT'd and asked six people for the name of the thing beside the thing. TOTGA'd adj. You are drunk and treating an absent acquaintance as the one who got away. Leitha got TOTGA'd and described Lorreen's departure as the defining loss of the decade. TOTP'd adj. Softened by drink into requiring a fresh password for each simple decision. Inessa was TOTP'd and needed a new explanation before every round.