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TOW missiled adj. Of a drinker: directed at the fridge with alarming purpose, then unable to explain the mission. Samba went TOW missiled towards the fridge and returned with only a spoon. TOW'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and optically tracking a guided missile which turns out to be the barmaid. Morissa got TOW'd and followed the barmaid's progress with military concentration. TOWS'd adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the kitchen doorway for a runway requiring an immediate warning. Imya was TOWS'd and announced take-off before rising from the sofa. TP'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken the lavatory roll for an official insignia. Jezer was TP'd, wearing a length of paper and declining to discuss the appointment. TPA'd adj. Of a drinker: measured annually, despite having achieved the entire year's allowance by Thursday. Adamarie was TPA'd and claimed the pub had already supplied her annual requirement. TPAP'd adj. Describing a drinker who oxidises every minor possibility into a definite plan. Laurelai got TPAP'd and turned a casual suggestion into tomorrow's officially confirmed expedition. TPB'd adj. Drunk and reduced from a firm hardcover performance to a flexible, poorly supported edition. Latricha went TPB'd halfway upstairs and required the banister as a second binding. TPD'd adj. Slowed by drink to release whatever has been stored, without much discrimination. Tykara was TPD'd and disclosed the evening's contents in no particular order. TPE'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has become elastic, warm, and difficult to distinguish from the bar's fittings. Nazari went TPE'd and rebounded gently from the padded bench. TPF'd adj. Reduced by drink to a fractured plateau of balance, with no reliable descent from it. Aletris was TPF'd at the top of the stairs and required a long pause before gravity. TPH'd adj. A drinker who measures the evening by imaginary trains per hour and finds the figure encouraging. Markea was TPH'd and calculated a reassuring service frequency for the departing guests. TPJ'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting all remaining social activity from the junction between two regions of the head. Nekeya was TPJ'd, switching topics at the precise point where one thought met another. TPK'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and with every useful party member unavailable by morning. Willys woke TPK'd, with no surviving colleague able to reconstruct the evening. TPLAC'd adj. Still drunk, and geographically uncertain enough to regard the staircase as an entire country. Ariaa was TPLAC'd, halfway upstairs and diplomatically unwilling to cross the landing. TPM'd adj. A drinker who has suppressed every seizure of judgement, while retaining the urge to explain pharmacology. Khristal got TPM'd and prescribed restraint to three people who had not requested it. TPMS'd adj. Softened by drink into a warning light, blinking whenever anyone suggests leaving the house. Theodosia was TPMS'd by midmorning, glowing faintly beside the untouched coffee.