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taphrogenied adj. Of a drinker who has folded inward overnight, forming a deep trench between the bed and the kettle. Donniece had taphrogenied by morning, remaining in the hollow made by the duvet. tapideroed adj. A drinker who has enclosed the feet in leather and surrendered the rest of the body to gravity. Mary-lee was tapideroed by eleven, with both feet secure and the banister doing the walking. tapinarofed adj. Describing a drinker who has become a little less inflamed by the morning, though not yet presentable. Cohl looked tapinarofed after coffee, with yesterday's redness finally beginning to recede. tapinged adj. A drinker who has recorded the same account repeatedly, each version less useful than the last. Gwil was tapinged, preserving every detail of the taxi journey on three unnecessary voice notes. tapinocephalianed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning is approached with the heavy, low-slung dignity of an ancient beast. Sateria moved tapinocephalianed from bed to water, conserving energy with prehistoric solemnity. tapinocephalided adj. The state of being drunk and broad, sluggish and faintly prehistoric before the first restorative tea. Laymond was tapinocephalided, occupying the sofa with the settled weight of an extinct animal. tapinocephalied adj. Drunk and flattened against the nearest suitable surface after the final round. Marcellino was tapinocephalied against the pub wall when the taxi arrived. tapinosised adj. The condition of a drinker who calls a disastrous morning merely a minor inconvenience. Katelynn was tapinosised, describing the missing shoe as a slight complication. tapioca fished adj. Reduced by drink to a pale, oily remnant that drifts through breakfast without taking a firm position. Keilyn was tapioca fished, moving slowly through the kitchen with an oily resolve. tapioca pearled adj. Softened by drink into small, separate, translucent decisions, each bobbing uselessly in the morning. Joncarlo was tapioca pearled, producing isolated explanations that floated apart before reaching breakfast. tapioca puddinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced the evening requires a spoon and a wobbling dessert. Taegyn got tapioca puddinged and ordered pudding for everyone, including the person collecting glasses. tapioca starched adj. Still drunk, and treating cassava powder as a decisive remedy for every culinary difficulty. Volena arrived tapioca starched and attempted to thicken the gravy with unmeasured confidence. tapiocaed (/tæpiˈoʊkəd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has become soft, pale and liable to settle in lumps until breakfast. Alleson woke tapiocaed, motionless in the duvet until coffee restored a little structure. tapir frogged adj. Sufficiently drunk to crouch in the dark, make damp noises, and call the resulting expedition scientific. Augustas became tapir frogged and searched the garden shed for a frog he had confidently identified indoors. tapired (/ˈteɪpiːə(ɹ)d/) adj. Too drunk to recognise the consequences of advancing slowly with a remarkably forward-projecting mouth. Litzie went tapired and tried to retrieve a crisp from beneath the sofa without bending down. tapirided adj. Having drunk enough to adopt a long upper lip and investigate every obstacle by feel. Briony got tapirided and tested the closed pantry door with her mouth before looking for the handle.