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tapiroided adj. Having drunk more than any reasonable perissodactyl, and nevertheless attempting a graceful turn in a narrow hallway. Alexande became tapiroided and attempted a three-point turn between the umbrella stand and the radiator. tapiromorphed adj. You have drunk enough to become broadly tapir-shaped in judgement, confidence and manoeuvrability. Jahseim went tapiromorphed and approached the buffet as though every canapé required patient excavation.
tapised (/ˈtapɪsd/) adj. You are drunk and hanging your thoughts in elaborate, slightly uneven panels across the conversation. Randoph got tapised and explained the entire seating plan as though commissioning a wall hanging. tapismed adj. Of a drinker: drunk enough to demand three forms, two signatures and a stamp before ordering another round. Abbra became tapismed and requested written authorisation before allowing Jurlean to choose the wine. tapissiered adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the room's loose threads for a commission and begun directing the work. Lazaya got tapissiered and assigned Coralin the cushions while measuring the curtains with a breadstick. tapisted (/ˈteɪpɪstd/) adj. Describing a drinker who records every conversation, chiefly to preserve decisions nobody meant to make. Lovada became tapisted and attempted to record the toast before deciding who had proposed it. taplashed adj. A drinker who has acquired the courage of poor beer and the judgement usually associated with it. Irelia went taplashed and assured everyone that the flat ale was a deliberate regional selection. taplitumomabed adj. A drinker so far gone that a mouse antibody seems an appropriate authority on tonight's treatment plan. Zala became taplitumomabed and prescribed experimental therapy for Lorynn's perfectly ordinary headache. tapmanned adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that every drink arrives by a relay system of horses. Kamorion got tapmanned and asked whether the next round was delayed at the second station. tapoa tafaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become small, nocturnal and certain the skirting board offers cover. Eligio went tapoa tafaed and conducted the rest of the evening from behind the curtain. tapochkied adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced all footwear to soft Russian slippers and all journeys to shuffling. Donavon became tapochkied and attempted the front steps in the manner of a man crossing a bedroom. tapotaged adj. Reduced by drink to coughing on percussion and treating every concerned tap as a diagnostic examination. Imon got tapotaged and asked Adilyn to test his chest before he attempted the stairs. tapotemented (/təˈpəʊtməntd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every surface appears to require rhythmic encouragement from the hands. Kammeron became tapotemented and drummed approval on the bar. tappaed adj. You have drunk enough to become cloth-like in your movements, folding rather than keeping your shape. Jlayah was tappaed on the stairs, bending at each landing as though properly folded. tappalled adj. Softened by drink into the sort of person who mistakes a postal relay for a personal invitation. Sanjana became tappalled and volunteered to carry Shoniece's message across three counties on foot.
tappauled adj. Sharpened by drink into a courier who sees every delay as a challenge to the horse supply. Abyade went tappauled and proposed relaying the bill through several increasingly distant public houses.
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