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TPN'd adj. Drunk in a way that energises three separate attempts to say the same sentence. Connel was TPN'd, restarting the explanation whenever the final word approached. TPO'd adj. Reduced by drink to a warm, flexible object with a stubbornly oleaginous approach to the evening. Zamyla became TPO'd and left a shining trail between the bar and the loos. TPR'd adj. Drunk to the point where reduction proceeds according to a programme no one has seen. Jehan was TPR'd and became steadily less substantial in conversation. TPS reported adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening requires a form, a signature and a duplicate for the fridge. Kanyia was TPS reported and filed the empty packet beside the glass of water. TPS'd adj. A drinker who consults the sofa, the kettle and the glass of water before deciding nothing. Wyatt became TPS'd and asked the sofa to pair with the kettle over a shared decision. TPTB'd adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that unseen authorities have authorised your decisions. Osgood was TPTB'd and informed Francis that the powers governing the pub approved another round. TPTK'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a high-ranking card with an even higher conviction of its own importance. Aidelyn was TPTK'd, correcting the quizmaster with the confidence of a winning hand. TPU'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and mouldable while warm, then rigid about the bill. Tien got TPU'd and spent twenty minutes defending a plastic coaster as legal tender. TPV'd adj. The state of being drunk and admitted to the evening under protection that expires at closing time. Christyl was TPV'd, sheltered from further questions until the bar shut. TPW'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and retaining enough water to make the morning especially instructive. Branddon was TPW'd at breakfast, visibly storing yesterday’s drinks in every available compartment. TPopped adj. Reduced by drink to treating every final song as Thai pop and every departure as a performance. Lekisa was TPopped by closing time, providing Thai pop for the walk to the station. TQFT'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every departure as a fundamental feature of the evening. Odera got TQFT'd and explained that leaving the pub altered the event without changing its essence. TQM'd adj. Still drunk, and applying standards of quality control to a breakfast that plainly failed inspection. Cataleyah was TQM'd, rejecting the toast for defects visible only after midnight. TR'd adj. Drunk in a way that produces a draft report on the sofa's structural usefulness. Drelen came home TR'd and dictated findings about the sofa into his phone. TR4'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and entirely fatal to the evening's remaining banana-related plans. Teniel was TR4'd by the third round and destroyed the fruit bowl on the way out. TRA'd adj. A drinker who has adopted several incompatible accounts of how he came to be here. Tyqwan went TRA'd and offered three explanations for his presence at the function.