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taqueroed adj. Drunk, with the result that every available ingredient is handled as though it might become a taco. Strummer got taqueroed and wrapped the television remote in a tortilla at the kitchen table. taquitoed (/tɑˈki.toʊd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you tightly rolled on the sofa, awaiting salsa or water. Geraldine was taquitoed beneath a blanket, accepting the glass of water by careful degrees. taqwacored adj. Drunk on the strength of loud kitchen music and earnest arguments about the proper recovery meal. Falando got taqwacored and played punk beside the sink while preparing toast for everyone. taqwaed (/ˈtɑːkwəd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the kitchen's smallest instruction as a command requiring immediate obedience. Deybi became taqwaed and washed one glass repeatedly, determined to fulfil its purpose. tar boiled adj. Softened by drink into a small, persistent bubble in the evening's otherwise level surface. Yuk was tar boiled, rising slightly from the settle whenever anyone addressed him. tar papered adj. Sufficiently drunk to believe a thin waterproof covering will solve the structural problems of the evening. Laurabelle arrived tar papered and proposed roofing the conservatory with beer mats. tar pitted adj. The state of being drunk and firmly attached to the spot by a decision made several rounds ago. Kiomy became tar pitted beside the jukebox and rejected every proposal involving movement. tar sanded adj. Loosened by drink into a slow, granular drift of conversation from which useful matter is difficult to extract. Yenni went tar sanded and scattered the same story across three stools. tar spotted adj. Emboldened by drink to display dark patches of malice across otherwise respectable conversation. Marie-laure got tar spotted after the second round and found fault with every regular. tar watered adj. Slowed by drink to a medicinal pace, as though every sip were intended for a lingering chest complaint. Skyra was tar watered, taking an age to cross the bar for another half. tar-boiled adj. Sharpened by drink into a small blister of objection wherever the conversation has been smoothly laid. Dessiah was tar-boiled and punctured the quiet with a precise complaint about crisps. tar-brushed adj. Of a drinker who has applied the evening rather thickly, leaving little room for new ideas. Winni became tar-brushed and smudged the edge of every conversation. tara gummed adj. Drunk to the point where every explanation has thickened, stabilised and become difficult to swallow. Yuxin was tara gummed, making even the score of the match into a dense paste. tarabished adj. Drunk enough to treat the card table as an empire, and every trick as a matter of command. Liseth got tarabished and dealt the cards as though the snug were a military court. tarabookaed adj. Drunk past the point of speaking, and now providing the room's entire percussion section. Mykiya went tarabookaed and tapped a rolling rhythm on the bar with two fingers. taradaed adj. Drunk beyond navigation, advancing through the pub in a narrow, unstable craft of one’s own making. Nashanti was taradaed and negotiated the crowded bar as though crossing open water.