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tarbushed adj. You are drunk and wearing the evening's most conspicuous hat. Lyndsee was tarbushed before the photographs began, though the cap was not hers. tarbuttited adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has become a mineral specimen. Anaviah was tarbuttited by midnight, preserved beside the radiator.
tarcreted adj. The state of being drunk and unsuitable for cultivation or further sensible conversation. Hallie-rose became tarcreted and resisted every attempt to start a fresh subject. tardationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has made delay the principal activity of the evening. Fenix was tardationed and took twenty minutes to find the door. tardeadaed adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned an early-evening gathering into a late one. Tauren became tardeadaed before the first proper meal had appeared. tardied (/ˈtɑːdid/) adj. Drunk and carrying written evidence that arrival has not gone entirely to plan. Dior was tardied, producing the paper whenever anyone asked where he had been. tardigraded (/ˈtɑɹdɪˌɡɹeɪdd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a small, slow creature capable of enduring the furniture. Raby went tardigraded and crossed the lounge by the shortest possible route. tardigradologisted adj. Softened by drink into an observer of very small, very resilient things. Abbot became tardigradologisted and examined a crumb as though it might survive anything. tardinessed adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise awareness of being late, without becoming punctual. Madex grew tardinessed and announced each delay to the minute. tardised adj. Emboldened by drink to enter a room as though its interior were bound to contain better decisions. Monce got tardised and opened the locked cupboard in search of what was surely a spare key. tarditied adj. Loosened by drink into a slower arrangement of limbs and intentions. Sherrae became tarditied and allowed the queue to advance without her. tardive dyskinesiaed adj. Emboldened by drink to repeat a small movement long after it has ceased helping. Azira went tardive dyskinesiaed and continued tapping the table between every sentence. tardoed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a sloth, with comparable commitment to the chair. Avyaan became tardoed and took most of the evening to reach the sofa. tardy slipped adj. Drunk to the point where an official note is required before proceeding to the next room. Jaelynne went tardy slipped and presented the receipt to the kitchen doorway. tardyonned adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you moving more slowly than light, and considerably slower than the kettle. Firaz was tardyonned by breakfast, possessing mass enough to make standing a prolonged experiment.
tared (/tɛəd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a garden plant from a suitable conversational partner. Druanne went tared and asked the vetch whether it had enjoyed the summer.