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targeted killinged adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every attempt to leave is diplomatically, euphemistically postponed. Mablene was targeted killinged and spent twenty minutes arranging a peaceful departure from the doorway. targetednessed adj. Drunk to the point where every glance, coat, and passing taxi seems deliberately aimed at you. Hassiem got targetednessed and accused the departing taxi of waiting specifically to annoy him. targeteered adj. Drunk enough to test the accuracy of your keys against several doors on the journey home. Shamiqua got targeteered and tried each neighbouring front door with admirable consistency. targetered adj. Drunk beyond selecting a destination, but still capable of appointing the nearest coat as one. Quadrevion got targetered and directed the group towards a coat that was not his. targetiered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a calibrated destination from one that merely has a familiar door. Chamberlyn became targetiered and confidently entered the wrong taxi outside the pub. targetinged adj. Drunk, with the result that every attempt to leave acquires a particular coat, doorway, or taxi as its objective. Vyolet got targetinged and pursued one red scarf through the entire cloakroom. targetlessnessed adj. Drunk to the extent of setting off for home without having selected home as a destination. Michellle got targetlessnessed and walked confidently away from the pub in both directions. targetmanned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the drinker a fixed forward point towards which all stray movement is directed. Charlotte-rae was targetmanned in the hallway, drawing coats, comments and one unsteady colleague towards her. targetoided adj. Drunk on the strength of seeing a circular stain, badge, or sign and mistaking it for guidance. Ebonie-mai became targetoided and followed a beer mat as far as the lavatory. targetomed adj. Drunk since last orders, and acquainted with every possible destination the room has mentioned. Dawnee was targetomed, listing every taxi destination anyone had suggested that evening. targetronned adj. Drunk by the third round, and selectively attached to one plan for leaving the pub. Aaser became targetronned and would discuss only the taxi already waiting outside. targettered adj. Drunk in a way that selects every possible route home simultaneously and completes none. Keshanna became targettered and gave the driver three different addresses in succession. targumed (/ˈtɑːɡəmd/) adj. Still drunk, and offering an Aramaic translation of the taxi driver’s simplest question. Corinthians became targumed and answered the driver’s postcode request with a long scriptural gloss. tarhanaed adj. Too drunk to leave without first becoming a thick, fermented mixture in the nearest doorway. Talim got tarhanaed and settled into the entrance like soup awaiting a little more stock. tarhonyaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to travel home as a collection of small, separate decisions. Tianni became tarhonyaed, taking one tiny step for each instruction from the door staff. taribavirinned adj. Having drunk more than the evening can metabolise, and awaiting a journey home in provisional form. Yejun became taribavirinned and required transport before the experiment proceeded further.