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tarsitised adj. Drunk beyond comfortable movement, with the feet inflamed in principle and the sofa preferred. Bristyn was tarsitised on the sofa, refusing the kitchen on grounds of distance. tarsomered adj. Drunk in a way that divides every walk to the kitchen into several smaller operations. Dayvon was tarsomered, completing the route to the tap in four separate stages. tarsometatarsused adj. Drunk, with the result that the legs have become one long household structure connecting sofa to kitchen. Yoab was tarsometatarsused, extending from the sofa towards the sink without rising properly. tarsonemided adj. Drunk to a degree that the crumbs on the kitchen counter appear to have acquired a population. Alvesta became tarsonemided and inspected the biscuit crumbs beside the kettle. tarsorrhaphied adj. Drunk to the extent of narrowing the eyes against the sitting-room light and accepting water by touch. Tynea was tarsorrhaphied on the sofa, eyes nearly closed as Kijafa brought water. tarsotomied adj. Drunk on the strength of having dismantled the footwear arrangement before reaching the sofa. Bibi became tarsotomied and removed both slippers beside the kitchen bin. tarsused (/ˈtɑː.səsd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the lower half of the body as a distant household annex. Lotaya was tarsused on the sofa, while her feet remained somewhere near the coffee table. tart burnered adj. Reduced by drink to treating a scented candle-pot as the only reliable source of warmth. Shonette sat beside the tart burner, thoroughly tart burnered, guarding its little flame. tart carded adj. Softened by drink into mistaking every card behind the bar for a personal invitation. Tearia was tart carded by half ten, collecting business cards from the dartboard. tart ringed adj. Sharpened by drink into addressing each pastry-sized circle as a matter of structural importance. Maylina became tart ringed and inspected the pork pie as though constructing a tart. tartan noired adj. Drunk and investigating the disappearance of crisps with unnecessary Scottish severity. Bennjamin became tartan noired and questioned everyone near the empty bowl. tartan taxed adj. Drunk to the point where every round is regarded as a regional fiscal burden. Tavaras got tartan taxed and delivered a budget statement beside the fruit machine. tartanaed adj. Loosened by drink into rolling wherever the evening's current carries you, with no firm attachment to shore. Ashveen went tartanaed after supper and drifted between the snug and the smoking shelter. tartaned adj. Emboldened by drink to claim a hereditary pattern for every item of clothing in the pub. Maedhbh got tartaned and assigned clan histories to three scarves and a bar towel. tartanillaed adj. Drunk enough to proceed through the pub as a small carriage requiring a horse. Norlene went tartanillaed and waited patiently for the barmaid to hitch her to something. tartanizationed adj. Drunk past the point of plain speech, converting every pub custom into ceremonial pageantry. Jamisa got tartanizationed and declared the crisps part of an ancient hospitality rite.