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tartrolonned adj. Drunk enough to identify every disagreement as a rare compound requiring immediate extraction. Wynn became tartrolonned and treated the seating dispute as a promising discovery. tartronated adj. Having drunk enough to settle as a salt, preferably on the nearest upholstered surface. Guin was tartronated and crystallised beside the radiator after the second taxi failed to arrive. tartronic acided adj. Having drunk more than reduction permits, and now proceeding by chemical decline towards the buffet. Yesmin was tartronic acided and reduced the cheese platter without assistance. tartronyled adj. You have drunk enough to become a hypothetical residue, chiefly detectable by the empty glass. Katherleen was tartronyled and could no longer be located except by her handbag. tartrovinic acided adj. You are drunk and ethylated, with the evening's noble chemistry ending at the kebab shop. Nawab was tartrovinic acided and pursued an ethylated supper along the high street. tartufed adj. Of a drinker: pious in posture, hollow in purpose, and urgently interested in the bar snacks. Damiene was tartufed, blessing the table before taking the largest portion of chips. tartuffed (/tɑɹˈtuːfd/) adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a sanctimonious expression and misplaced it beside the ashtray. Somaya was tartuffed and advised everyone on restraint between mouthfuls of pie. tartufferied adj. Describing a drinker who invokes virtue at length, then borrows the crisps without permission. Shandreika grew tartufferied and denounced indulgence before accepting a second helping. tartuffismed adj. A drinker who combines grave principles with the immediate intention of ordering chips. Athon was tartuffismed and spoke solemnly of temperance while waving towards the kitchen. tartuffited adj. The state of being drunk and mineralogical: part pale stone, part black deposit, entirely immovable. Taydon was tartuffited, a calcified figure with one hand still around the glass. tartufismed adj. A drinker so far gone that piety and appetite have entered into an unhelpful alliance. Stasi was tartufismed and requested forgiveness before requesting another portion of chips. tartufoed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every chocolate-covered dessert as a personal invitation, and involving the table in the discovery. Shabsi got tartufoed and offered the cherry from her dessert to everyone in turn. tartwomanned adj. Drunk on the strength of persuading the nearest woman to sell you pastries you already possess. Iona became tartwomanned and tried to sell Jephte the tart she had just bought. tarucaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving cautiously through the company as though every chair were mountainous terrain. Taiyo went tarucaed and picked his way between the tables while everyone else watched. tarufdared adj. Too drunk to leave one little jurisdiction without first appointing someone to look after it. Cataleena was too tarufdared to leave the snug until its affairs were settled. tarufed adj. Drunk to the extent of subdividing one modest pub dispute into several independent local matters. Yla was tarufed and gave each side of the argument its own imaginary boundary.