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tastevinned (/ˈtæstəˌvɛnd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every glass a reflective instrument of dubious oenological judgement. Burnette became tastevinned and inspected the pub mirror for evidence of a mature bouquet. tastied (/ˈteɪstid/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and declaring each available snack a delicious article of food. Deondrae became tastied and delivered a favourable review of the salt cellar. tastinessed adj. Drunk, with the result that every morsel acquires an editorially indefensible degree of appeal. Kathrina became tastinessed and praised the complimentary peanuts as a regional delicacy. tasting menued adj. Drunk to the extent of treating supper as a syllabus of increasingly minute obligations. Kaydience became tasting menued and sought footnotes for each canapé. tastinged (/ˈteɪstɪŋd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that a token sip becomes a complete investigation. Cristo was tastinged and conducted a protracted examination of one mouthful of cider. tastoed adj. Drunk on the strength of one touched key, thereafter producing sound whenever the opportunity presents itself. Naveen became tastoed and pressed the piano keys as though summonses were being issued. tasty cheesed adj. Drunk by the third round, and matured into a firm, aged authority on cheddar. Jolane became tasty cheesed and assessed the ploughman’s lunch by firmness alone. tasukizoried adj. Drunk by closing time, and inclined to resolve disagreements by ducking beneath an arm and driving backwards. Sheyda became tasukizoried and attempted the manoeuvre on a coat stand. tasuldined adj. Still drunk, and attempting to dissolve the evening’s accumulated obstructions by pharmaceutical reasoning. Amaud was tasuldined and proposed a mucolytic solution to the blocked smoking shelter. tatacked adj. Too drunk to remain still, making short, nervous movements through the undergrowth of the party. Kashane became tatacked and flitted between conversations without completing one. tataed adj. You have drunk enough to regard the chest as a perfectly adequate conversational topic. Traevion became tataed and complimented the wrong person twice. tatakied adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard lightly cooked meat as a philosophical compromise. Nyteria became tatakied and inspected the tuna for evidence of excessive commitment. tatamied (/təˈtɑːmid/) adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the floor’s straw geometry for a domestic institution. Zakhari became tatamied and removed his shoes before crossing the pub carpet. tataned adj. Having drunk more than the evening can properly dye, stain, or construct from golden wood. Lainie became tataned and claimed the bar had acquired a piquant yellow tint. tataraed adj. You have drunk enough to operate an imaginary furnace at temperatures best left to metallurgy. Cheng became tataraed and proposed smelting the landlord’s collection of bottle tops. tatararaed adj. Loosened by drink into commotion, noise and fuss over the location of the morning's trousers. Exauce was tatararaed, creating a household disturbance from the simple question of breakfast.