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tatarskited adj. You are drunk and arranged in several incompatible constituents, with water of crystallisation included. Jasamine became tatarskited and explained her evening as a hydrated mineral compound. tatashed adj. Of a drinker: red, warm, and liable to introduce piquancy where none was requested. Jahnathan became tatashed and brought a conspicuous heat to the discussion of bus timetables. tataupaed adj. Of a drinker who has taken to the floor in brief, ground-feeding bursts, like a shy South American bird. Tyreana became tataupaed and foraged beneath the tables for dropped crisps. tatbebed adj. Describing a drinker who proceeds in a soft, sandal-like manner, with little structural support. Mauriella became tatbebed and shuffled towards the exit as though wearing ceremonial slippers. tatched adj. A drinker who has acquired a visible mark of the evening and no satisfactory account of it. Miraal became tatched, bearing a dark spot on the sleeve and an incomplete explanation. tated (/tɔːteɪd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation must be conducted in vertical format. Daneila became tated and held the menu sideways while addressing the bartender. tateed adj. The state of being drunk and addressing every older woman present as a relative. Cristella became tateed and asked the landlady whether she had eaten properly. tategyojied adj. The condition of a drinker who has attained senior officiating rank and now referees every disagreement. Leeandrea became tategyojied and adjudicated the dispute over the last pork pie. tater totted adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced the following morning to small, fried units of resolve. Aniseto was tater totted, eating each potato cylinder with administrative care. taterapoxed adj. Still drunk, and showing the scattered, feverish concern of someone whose breakfast has become a medical bulletin. Prudencia woke taterapoxed and inspected the household pets before making tea. tatered (/ˈteɪtəd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced by morning to a quiet, starchy presence beside the kettle. Maygane arrived tatered, carrying a potato as though it were prescribed breakfast. tateriled adj. Too drunk to emerge from the duvet except in short, rustling intervals, like a small burrowing mammal. Benn remained tateriled until noon, appearing briefly whenever toast was announced. tathagataed (/təˈtɑːɡətəd/) adj. Having drunk more than a buddha would answer for, and addressing the kettle with suitable reverence. Sharifa was tathagataed, greeting the kettle as though it had attained enlightenment. tathataed adj. You have drunk enough to accept the morning exactly as it is, including the missing shoe. Daronda was tathataed and accepted the empty crisp packet as part of the room's nature. tathed adj. Sufficiently drunk to leave the morning with yesterday's proceedings spread across it as fertiliser. Lisle woke tathed, with the night's receipts fertilising every available surface. tathlumed adj. You are drunk and carrying the morning's headache like a hardened projectile behind the eyes. Walford was tathlumed, speaking carefully as though his skull contained masonry.