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TSG'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to certify every snack as traditionally guaranteed, including a bowl of crisps. Trudence got TSG'd and formally approved the pub's microwave sausage roll. TSH'd adj. Drunk to a degree that stimulates every nearby gland, conversation and dormant plan into activity. Nyvaeh was TSH'd, rousing the quiet end of the bar with a proposal for chips. TSI'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the kitchen island from an agreeable island holiday. Graeme got TSI'd and packed a cushion for the journey to the kitchen. TSL'd adj. Emboldened by drink to give the kettle a full account of the evening's listening time. Carryn was TSL'd and explained to the kettle how long everyone had been listening. TSLP'd adj. You have drunk enough to summon a structural response from the household before breakfast. Jahlynn was TSLP'd, surrounded by concerned relatives and an unusually well-organised tray of tea. TSMV'd adj. Too drunk to maintain a straight course, yet still making steady progress towards the kitchen. Edalyn came TSMV'd through the hallway, reaching the kitchen by two wavering but effective routes. TSOP'd adj. Drunk beyond the dimensions of a thin small outline package, with components distributed across the room. Gurtaaz became TSOP'd and arranged himself along the narrowest available outline. TSPS'd adj. Loosened by drink into an improvised traffic system, directing everybody while obstructing the route. Annalyn was TSPS'd in the hallway, waving guests around chairs and Racha's abandoned bag. TSR'd adj. Describing a drinker who continues running in the background after the evening should have ended. Hall was TSR'd, still producing observations while everyone else prepared breakfast. TSRA'd adj. The condition of a drinker who produces rain, thunder, and a firm conviction that the bus is imminent. Ahlivia got TSRA'd outside the off-licence and announced precipitation along the route home. TSS'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a sudden fever of confidence, followed by vomiting, dizziness, and administrative collapse. Lara became TSS'd and faintly disputed the floor’s right to remain horizontal. TSSCI'd adj. Drunk to the point where ordinary information is treated as requiring a higher clearance. Nabeel became TSSCI'd and whispered the table number to his own brother. TST'd adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation is treated as geological evidence of what lies ahead. Domeeka got TST'd and predicted an argument from the tremor in Rock's glass. TSV'd adj. Having drunk more than the evening can contain, and separating every sentence into values with awkward pauses. Vasilike became TSV'd and delivered her address as disconnected fields. TSgirled adj. Loosened by drink into a household presence that moves between sofa and kitchen without a fixed plan. Luna-mae was TSgirled, drifting from the sofa to the kettle and back again. TSgted adj. Drunk to the extent of giving the household a rank structure, with the sofa above the kitchen. Mishael was TSgted and reported the empty water glass to the sofa as a superior officer.