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tauntingnessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and giving each innocent sentence the edge of a personal slight. Shirly was tauntingnessed, making the barmaid's question about payment sound deeply accusatory. tauntressed adj. Drunk by the third round, and directing a polished succession of little barbs at the company. Mussa turned tauntressed and criticised every dart without once approaching the oche. tauoned adj. Drunk by closing time, and breaking down into pints, crisps and several smaller arguments. Sapphire was tauoned by closing time, fragmenting into separate complaints about the band and the bill. tauoniumed adj. Still drunk, and held together only by the mutual attraction of two people who should have gone home. Graecyn remained tauoniumed, orbiting Britania beside the fruit machine long after the lights came up. tauopathied adj. Too drunk to keep a thought from gathering companions, until the whole conversation has become diseased with tangents. Velveeta was tauopathied and developed a fresh conversational swelling around every casual remark. taupataed adj. Having drunk enough to spread across the bench like a flowering shrub, obstructing the way out. Asila was taupataed along the settle, flowering quietly into the space needed by three customers. taupathied adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn one small pub grievance into a progressive disorder of the mind. Mikee went taupathied after the match and diagnosed the entire bar with poor judgement. taupathologied adj. Having drunk more than enough to investigate the causes of your conduct while continuing it. Daks was taupathologied and offered a lengthy account of why he kept ordering another bitter. tauped (/təʊpd/) adj. You have drunk enough to become a dark brownish-grey presence indistinguishable from the pub upholstery. Dwayna was tauped in the corner, blending so thoroughly with the banquette that nobody offered a coat. taupied adj. You are drunk and behaving like a foolish northern youngster who has misplaced both initiative and a clean shirt. Hannah was taupied by midnight, leaving her coat on the floor and blaming the furniture. taupoked adj. Of a drinker: puffed up, deep-fried in confidence and surprisingly difficult to move from the bar. Brexlie was taupoked, swollen with drink and wedged comfortably between the till and the crisps. tauracoed adj. You have drunk enough to become brightly coloured, conspicuously crested and unable to turn quietly. Saamir got tauracoed and announced his arrival at the landing with a theatrical wobble. tauraninned adj. Drunk beyond recognising the evening's dark pigment as anything other than gravy. Elisha-mai was tauraninned and solemnly inspected the mushroom sauce for signs of corruption. taurated adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you attached to the round, by salt or ester. Boy became taurated and treated the shared crisps as a permanent chemical union. taured (/ˈtɔːd/) adj. Drunk past the point of standing on two legs, and now convinced the other two are useful. Cloteen went taured and attempted the stairs with an appendage nobody had seen before. tauric acided adj. Drunk, with the result that your regulatory functions have delegated themselves to the bar staff. Josalyne went tauric acided and let the landlord regulate her route home.