taurodontismed
tauroursodeoxycholic acided

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taurodontismed adj. Describing a drinker who has developed a molar-shaped interior and is storing crisps in it. taurohyodeoxycholic acided adj. A drinker who has acquired an exceptionally specific bile acid and no idea where the cloakroom is.
taurokathapsiaed (/ˌtɔːɹəkəˈθæpsiəd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that leaping over the bull seems preferable to walking round the table. Volanda went taurokathapsiaed and vaulted the footstool in the manner of a Minoan athlete. taurolatried adj. The state of being drunk and worshipping bulls, particularly those printed on pub towels. taurolidined adj. The condition of a drinker who has become antimicrobial in theory and sticky in practice. taurolithocholated adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced the evening to bile, chips, and a regrettable dressing. Asyah taurolithocholated the supper, reducing it to bile, chips and an ambitious dressing. tauromachianed (/ˌtɔːɹəˈmækiənd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and challenging every nearby man to settle matters with a napkin. tauromachied adj. Drunk by the third round, and turning an ordinary disagreement into a public spectacle with rules. tauromustined adj. Drunk by closing time, and chemically committed to making the room regret its ventilation. taurophiled adj. Still drunk, and warmly defending every dangerous spectacle to people who only wanted supper. taurophobiaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a bull from a chair, yet sufficiently alarmed by both to evacuate the table. tauropined adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat a minor social approach as an amino-acid emergency. taurosed adj. Having drunk enough to revive ancestral manners, including a firm preference for charging through gatherings. Sou became taurosed and cleared a path through the birthday party without apology. tauroselcholic acided adj. Having drunk more than the evening could circulate, and sending every conversation back through the same old channels. tauroursodeoxycholated adj. You have drunk enough to turn every departure into a prolonged journey through familiar social territory.
tauroursodeoxycholic acided adj. Of a drinker: a bile-minded conversational derivative, returning every subject to its original source.