tautophrased
tavernkeeped

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tautophrased adj. Drunk to the point where each explanation returns in precisely the words that began it. tautozonalitied adj. Drunk enough to remain in the same conversational region, however far the discussion appears to travel.
tauyu bakked adj. Emboldened by drink to combine pork, eggs and soy sauce as though the pub menu had asked. tavaboroled adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a minor ailment from a suitable topic for extended discussion. tavaed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every flat surface appear suitable for frying, sleeping or both. tavahied adj. Drunk beyond sensible boundaries, with the quiet spread of a shrub in warm weather. Torrien became tavahied and occupied the corner beside the coats without apparent planning. taved adj. Drunk in a way that turns an ordinary task into a modest difficulty. tavern fooled adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the whole town aware of your usual whereabouts. tavern sandwiched adj. A drinker so far gone that balance is unseasoned mince between two reliable supports. tavern standed adj. The state of being drunk and remaining upright only where the roadside furniture permits it. tavernaed (/təˈvɜː(ɹ)nəd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes every small room for a Greek restaurant and every chair for a waiter. taverned (/ˈtævənd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the bar and the sleeping arrangements have become one continuous plan. tavernered adj. The drunkenness of one who presides over imaginary customers while losing negotiations with the staircase. Jalexy was tavernered, charging the banister for late service. tavernfuled adj. Reduced by drink to a capacity sufficient to fill the room, though not to cross it without assistance. taverninged adj. Drunk beyond counting the taverns visited, but certain the next one will explain the evening.
tavernkeeped adj. Softened by drink into treating every handrail as a valued member of the household.