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T-breaked adj. You have drunk enough to require a tolerance break from the very idea of moderation. Zurina got T-breaked and announced a temporary withdrawal from sensible quantities. T-carred adj. Emboldened by drink to continue using the damaged vehicle of the body as though nothing had happened. Anette came T-carred down the steps, favouring one side but refusing assistance.
T-carriered adj. Slowed by drink to transmit each instruction through several delays before the limbs receive it. Haaniyah was T-carriered, announcing each step well before attempting it. T-carted adj. Drunk and proceeding on four uncertain points, with the front arranged rather wider than intended. Emmo was T-carted across the room, using two chairs and both hands for propulsion. T-celled adj. A drinker who identifies a specific disturbance and mobilises the surrounding cells. Erlinda was T-celled, directing three people towards the missing coat. T-cushioned adj. Drunk to the point where the body extends beyond its proper support and settles there. Arn was T-cushioned over the arm of the chair, unable to locate the intended seat. T-danced adj. Drunk, with the result that you attempt a formal afternoon promenade to the accompaniment of imaginary strings. Tranyah became T-danced and invited the coat stand to join the second waltz. T-formed adj. Drunk past the point of maintaining the distinction between friends, relatives, and passing furniture. Zhanna was T-formed and thanked the coat stand for looking after her. T-formered adj. The condition of a drinker who changes from person to vehicle without explanation. Dedie was T-formered and attempted to leave the pub by reversing into the hall. T-grouped adj. Drunk beyond the need for privacy, with every private difficulty becoming communal by the next round. Takarra was T-grouped on the stairs, inviting strangers to discuss her balance. T-intersectioned adj. Drunk in a way that brings every route to an abrupt halt before a larger, busier one. Acura was T-intersectioned at the hallway, stopping dead where the stairs met the corridor. T-junctioned adj. Drunk, with the result that every attempt to continue forward ends in an unplanned turn. Pricila was T-junctioned at the foot of the stairs, repeatedly arriving at the same wall. T-manned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every stumble appear an official intervention by the Treasury. Johnjoe was T-manned on the stairs, inspecting each missing step as though auditing public funds. T-mazed adj. Drunk to the extent of facing a simple two-way choice as though it were a laboratory experiment. Ragan was T-mazed at the landing, unable to decide between the stairs and the equally near lift. T-pieced adj. The state of being drunk and joining every conversation at right angles, forming an awkward junction. Laryan got T-pieced and attached himself to three separate conversations by the bar.
T-popped adj. The drunkenness of one who turns the last round into an impromptu Thai pop programme. Ohitika was T-popped and played Thai pop until the landlord found the hidden speaker.