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TSismed adj. Slowed by drink to a careful domestic rhythm, requiring several minutes to cross to the glass of water. Teria was TSismed and made the journey from sofa to sink in measured stages. TT'd adj. Reduced by drink to a level surface on which every glass appears permanently placed. Shaik was TT'd by closing time, and the barman arranged the receipts across his sleeve. TTB'd adj. Drunk and arranging the evening in three vocal registers, from sofa murmur to kitchen bass. Duanna was TTB'd, giving the fridge a tenor, the kettle a baritone and the sofa a bass. TTC'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the room has begun indicating its own chemistry. Lashenda was TTC'd and regarded the colour-changing coaster as a useful test. TTFT'd adj. Having drunk more than the room's thin-film displays can render without several concerned colleagues appearing. Chrissiana went TTFT'd and blamed the television for showing everyone twice. TTG'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish one intrusive rock from three similarly granitic ones. Zacharie was TTG'd and classified the kitchen worktop by mineral composition. TTH'd adj. Drunk to the extent of assigning a formal abbreviation to the pressure behind both eyes. Leann was TTH'd by midnight and documented the headache on the back of a receipt. TTHM'd adj. Drunk on the strength of three increasingly persuasive reasons, none of which survives inspection. Zoiie was TTHM'd and presented three explanations for losing the keys, each less likely than the last. TTIP'd adj. Having drunk enough to leave the table discussing catalysts while everyone else quietly orders taxis. Thanusan got TTIP'd and explained alkoxide chemistry to Javonta over the remains of the crisps. TTL'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has reached the morning's cancellation time without issuing a coherent account. Kasher woke TTL'd, with the reservation gone and no usable explanation for missing the train. TTM'd adj. Reduced by drink to a delay between announcing an intention and making it available to the company. Jocellyn was TTM'd, promising to order a taxi while still deciding which app to open. TTN'd adj. Drunk to the point where every movement has the length and structural complexity of a domestic protein. Heavenlei was TTN'd and stretched from the sofa towards the glass of water. TTO'd adj. Of a drinker: the responsibility for getting upstairs has been transferred to the nearest helpful office, person or handrail. Breslin was TTO'd and delegated the stairs to De before attempting the first step. TTP'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a third party's assurance that the last bus still runs. Manjinder was TTP'd and accepted Casimier's directions to a station closed in 2019. TTR'd (/ˌtiː ˌtiː ˈɑːd/) adj. Drunk beyond sensible carriage, circulating a grand plan through several owners and retaining none of it. Guage was TTR'd and passed the pub’s spare key around as though it were a ceremonial office. TTRPG'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a role-playing campaign, including lengthy negotiations over the stairs. Heeral became TTRPG'd and spent ten minutes determining whether the hallway was safe.