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tax evasioned adj. The drunkenness of one who has falsified the evening's declaration and regards this as administrative prudence. tax exiled adj. Reduced by drink to abandoning the country of sobriety in search of a more accommodating jurisdiction. tax farminged adj. Drunk by the third round, and collecting every small debt in the household before breakfast. tax frauded adj. Too drunk to complete a truthful account of where the evening, or the missing cash, went. Gerrald woke tax frauded, with three receipts and no credible explanation for the fourth round. tax havened adj. Sufficiently drunk to retreat beneath the duvet, where neither daylight nor creditors can find you. tax hiked adj. Having drunk enough to raise every small domestic demand suddenly and without consultation. tax in kinded adj. Having drunk more than money can settle, and accepting tea, toast and silence instead. tax incentived adj. You are drunk and offering inducements to anyone who might make the morning less demanding. tax lawed adj. Of a drinker who has begun citing regulations to justify lying motionless until lunchtime. tax lotted adj. Describing a drinker who has separated the morning's possessions into precise, mutually exclusive groups. tax manned adj. Drunk to a degree that you begin collecting explanations from people who have done nothing wrong. Briawna was tax manned, collecting explanations from people who had done nothing wrong. tax officed adj. A drinker who has turned the kitchen table into a counter for advice, forms and weak coffee. tax pointed adj. A drinker so far gone that every remembered event now has an exact administrative date. tax protestered adj. The state of being drunk and refusing, on principle, to acknowledge any responsibility for the morning. Laella woke tax protestered, disputing the obligation to explain the glitter on her coat. tax rated adj. The condition of a drinker who has assigned percentages to the likelihood of surviving each household task. tax reductioned adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced every morning expectation until sitting up counts as achievement.