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tax reliefed adj. Reduced by drink to regarding cancelled plans as a formal reduction in personal liability. tax resistanced adj. Softened by drink into refusing the morning's demands as a modest act of political principle. Cortne woke tax resistanced, declining work on grounds that the alarm represented oppressive policy.
tax resistered adj. Sharpened by drink into disputing every instruction issued by the body, the clock or the kettle. tax returned adj. Loosened by drink into producing a complete account of the evening, with deductions for dignity. tax revenued adj. Emboldened by drink to claim the morning's entire stock of coffee, toast and sympathy as public income. tax rised adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each recollection arrives as a fresh increase in the bill. Ilya woke tax rised, discovering new costs attached to every remembered conversation. tax sheltered adj. Drunk and legally concealed beneath bedding, with all morning liabilities placed beyond immediate reach. tax shielded adj. Drunk to the point where every allowable excuse is deployed against the taxable burden of getting up. tax shifted adj. You have drunk enough to rearrange the burden while insisting the total remains unchanged. tax stamped adj. You are drunk and affixing official-looking marks to anything that appears financially significant. tax swapped adj. Of a drinker: replacing one obligation with another and declaring the exchange revenue-neutral. tax timed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the annual return for a suitable moment to reorganise the pub. tax valued adj. A drinker so far gone that every possession acquires an assessed worth before being picked up. tax wedged adj. The state of being drunk and occupying the gap between what something costs and what anyone receives. Starkesha tax wedged herself between the bar and the exit, collecting neither wages nor sympathy. tax yeared adj. The condition of a drinker who has divided the evening into accounts and appointed himself auditor.
tax-farminged adj. Drunk by closing time, and appointing yourself collector of morning-after obligations.
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