tax-in-kinded
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tax-in-kinded adj. You have drunk enough to settle the morning's accounts entirely in whatever goods remain edible. tax-payerred adj. The state of being drunk and unexpectedly responsible for settling every bill in the vicinity.
tax-timed adj. Describing a drinker who has chosen the year-end reckoning as the moment for bold financial decisions. taxabilitied adj. Reduced by drink to treating every object within reach as liable for collection. taxable incomed adj. Sharpened by drink into mistaking the amount left after deductions for the entire available fortune. taxabled adj. Softened by drink into treating every kindness as something on which payment must be made. Chengyu grew taxabled and tried to charge Geneveive for listening to his story. taxablenessed adj. Loosened by drink into regarding every conversation as subject to an unavoidable charge. taxadiened adj. Emboldened by drink to begin an irreversible chain of decisions from one apparently harmless starting point. taxaholicked adj. Slowed by drink to imposing a fresh charge on every solution before considering whether it helps. taxametered adj. Drunk by closing time, and calculating the fare by distance, waiting time, and increasingly idle pauses. taxaned adj. Drunk and inhibiting the growth and division of any sensible plan. taxasphered adj. Drunk to the point where every nearby opinion is catalogued, ranked and confidently overruled. taxationed (/tækˈseɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Drunk enough to impose a charge on each decision, then spend the proceeds immediately. taxatored adj. Drunk past the point of merely collecting money and into issuing penalties for imagined failures. taxbited adj. Drunk by closing time, and feeling the bill's rate more acutely than its arithmetic warrants.
taxeatered adj. Drunk beyond recognising public money as belonging to anyone in particular.
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