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taxiphyllinned adj. Of a drinker: chemically eloquent about cyanogenic glycosides, despite having ordered lager. taxiplaned adj. Of a drinker who has hired the nearest available conveyance and believes it is an aeroplane. taxited adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired coloured mineral streaks in the face and a firm opinion about geology. taxiwayed adj. Drunk in a way that proceeds by marked routes, yet still cannot find the terminal. Mannan became taxiwayed and conducted Ilir towards the smoking area as though it were an international gate. taxlessnessed adj. Drunk, with the result that every deduction has vanished, including the one for common sense. Soua grew taxlessnessed and announced that the bill had become a matter of personal sovereignty. taxmanned (/ˈtæksmænd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of auditing the table, then accepting payment in crisps. Kemontay became taxmanned and demanded a detailed account of the remaining peanuts. taxocened adj. Drunk on the strength of a private classification system in which every guest belongs to one species. taxocenosed adj. Drunk since last orders, and grouping everyone by resemblance until only the bar staff remain unclassified. taxocenosised adj. Drunk by the third round, and maintaining a complete condition of belonging to one provisional category. Takota was taxocenosised, maintaining complete membership of one provisional category. taxocracied adj. Drunk by closing time, and advocating extensive expenditure provided someone else is paying. taxocrated adj. Still drunk, and defending an elaborate spending programme whose first item is crisps. taxodiaceaned adj. Too drunk to remain upright except by adopting the flood-tolerant posture of a conifer. Trajen became taxodiaceaned and stood motionless beside the puddle for an hour. taxodioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to undergo a complicated rearrangement and emerge as a person looking for the lavatory. taxodiumed (/tækˈsoʊdiəmd/) adj. Having drunk enough to tolerate flooding, provided it occurs beneath a sturdy tree. taxodoned adj. Having drunk more than the evening can sensibly process, with numerous useful properties still unconfirmed. taxogramed adj. You have drunk enough to communicate by a single decisive symbol, usually an empty glass.