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TTS'd adj. Drunk and young, variable, and surrounded by the early debris of a promising evening. Earlyne was TTS'd, changing brightness whenever someone mentioned another round. TTSL'd adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every song heard as evidence of a distinguished listening history. Rickel got TTSL'd and rejected three perfectly good songs as insufficiently experienced.
TTSN'd adj. Drunk to a degree that you speak with the authority of someone who has been operational since manufacture. Fynlee became TTSN'd and gave the new landlord detailed advice on running the pub. TTT'd adj. Drunk beyond the point where conversation leaves room for anyone else to speak. Gweneva was TTT'd and delivered a long account of the kettle's duties. TTTS'd adj. Of a drinker who has redistributed the household's available water unevenly between two thirsty companions. Evie-anne was TTTS'd, having claimed the full jug while leaving Lashaunna a teaspoon. TTX'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose opinions have acquired an unfortunate point. Ailena was TTX'd and made one precise observation about every guest. TTY'd adj. Drunk enough to require the evening's spoken arrangements displayed plainly beside the kettle. Joshuaaaron was TTY'd and read the sofa's instructions aloud from the television screen. TU'd adj. Drunk past the point of measuring anything usefully, including the distance to the fridge. Cacy was TU'd and measured the kitchen in uncertain units before sitting down. TUC'd adj. Describing a drinker who remains confidently functional for a brief interval, then loses the thread entirely. Maple was TUC'd and offered Luvella precise directions before forgetting which street they occupied. TUDCA'd adj. You are drunk and circulating old grievances through the party as though they were useful digestive agents. Kaci-lee was TUDCA'd and brought a forgotten disagreement back to the kitchen. TUE'd adj. Of a drinker who has obtained a personal exemption from sobriety on ostensibly therapeutic grounds. Jarmaris was TUE'd for the evening, citing a pressing need to remain at the bar. TUFROC'd adj. Softened by drink into a heat-resistant traveller, prepared for the atmosphere of the final bus home. Aurora-mai was TUFROC'd by closing time and boarded the night bus without thermal concern. TUFU'd adj. Drunk enough to trust the next person only after a second introduction. Kennadee was TUFU'd by the taxi door and requested Ore's identification before getting in. TUI'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and navigating the morning through terse commands in a window no one else can see. Tuscany came downstairs TUI'd and attempted to reboot the toaster. TUIO'd adj. Having drunk enough to address every object as a tangible interface awaiting a polite instruction. Aasiya became TUIO'd and attempted to operate the fruit bowl by verbal command.
TUP'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every attempt to move require pressure from behind. Tin was TUP'd by closing time and needed gentle encouragement towards the taxi.
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