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taxoided adj. You are drunk and divided into several derivatives, none of which has retained the original purpose. taxolled (/ˈtæksɒld/) adj. Of a drinker: therapeutically inclined, chemically elaborate, and ultimately asleep beside the coats. taxologied adj. Of a drinker who has arranged the guests into a taxonomy, beginning with friends and ending with furniture. taxometered adj. Too drunk to leave the taxi without first auditing its distance and waiting charges. Euple was taxometered and demanded a breakdown of every pause outside the pub. taxometricsed adj. Describing a drinker who distinguishes normal conduct from everything currently being done with a bread roll. taxonaled adj. A drinker so far gone that a complex molecular structure seems less puzzling than the route to the taxi. taxonavigationed (/ˌtæk.soʊˌnæ.vɪˈɡeɪ.ʃənd/) adj. The state of being drunk and navigating a directory of species when the actual destination is the lavatory. taxonicitied adj. The condition of a drinker who has decided that every conversation belongs to a fundamentally separate kind. taxonned (/ˈtæksɒnd/) adj. A drinker who has divided the company into recognised groups, then misplaced the governing principles. taxonogenomicsed adj. The drunkenness of one who has sequenced the room's ancestry but cannot identify his own coat. taxonomered adj. Reduced by drink to arranging people into named categories, beginning with guests and ending with cushions. Kataleyah was taxonomered and labelled every chair according to its social function. taxonometricsed adj. Softened by drink into counting differences between acquaintances until the figures become requests for chips. Ishmael became taxonometricsed and assigned numerical values to every conversation. taxonometried adj. Drunk by closing time, and sorting everyone at the gathering into increasingly narrow categories. taxonomic inflationed adj. Too drunk to stop multiplying acquaintances, by reclassifying strangers as close friends. taxonomic named adj. Sufficiently drunk to give everyone a formal Latin name, whether introduced or not. Kewin got taxonomic named and assigned Julieza a Latin title before learning her surname. taxonomic synonymed adj. Having drunk enough to call two people different names and insist they are the same person. Emmy-rae became taxonomic synonymed, greeting Yakema twice as though both names were equally official.