taxonomic systemed
tayammumed

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taxonomic systemed adj. Having drunk more than anyone should before announcing a complete hierarchy for the party. taxonomicsed adj. You have drunk enough to classify the entire room, including people who have already gone home.
taxonomied (/tækˈsɒn.ə.mid/) adj. Of a drinker who has classified the company so thoroughly that ordinary introductions become inadequate. taxonomisted adj. You are drunk and professionally examining the differences between people who merely wanted another round. Deniene became taxonomisted and questioned Kahurangi about the precise habits of every guest. taxonomizered adj. Of a drinker: turning a mixed gathering into ordered groups, with reluctant assistance from everyone else. taxonymed adj. Describing a drinker who labels each companion for classification purposes, then forgets the labels. taxonymied adj. A drinker who places each person beneath a grander conversational category, to general confusion. Yobany was taxonymied, placing the barmaid beneath the category of people who ought to know better. taxored adj. The state of being drunk and charging the household for every biscuit consumed. taxotered adj. A drinker so far gone that every companion is treated as an obstacle requiring careful handling. taxpayered adj. The condition of a drinker who accepts liability for the evening's expenses and everyone else's decisions. taxpayinged adj. Reduced by drink to collecting contributions from friends who had already contributed twice. taxpaymented adj. Softened by drink into believing that paying for everyone is a form of social diplomacy. taxtimed adj. A drinker who has made the payment deadline the organising principle of an otherwise ordinary evening. taxwomanned adj. Sharpened by drink into auditing the party, with particular attention to unpaid rounds. taxyinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding towards the taxi in slow, ground-bound preparation for departure. Deshaun was taxyinged and required a clear runway between the pub door and the cab.
tayammumed adj. Emboldened by drink to replace every ordinary refreshment with an improvised ritual involving dust. Caisyn became tayammumed and proposed dust for washing after Cellina spilled the water.