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tbilated adj. Drunk, with the result that the hands keep time separately from the rest of the person. Chrishaud was tbilated, applauding a full beat after everyone else had stopped. tblspned adj. You are drunk and treating a large spoon as though it were a ceremonial implement. tboyed adj. Drunk to the point where a new identity seems administratively straightforward. tbsped adj. Of a drinker: measuring the evening in large spoons, and finding one more eminently reasonable. tbulged (/ˈtiːˌbʌldʒd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of displaying an unfortunate outline through otherwise respectable clothing. tbyted (/ˈtiː.baɪtd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who counts the evening in tens of bytes and still loses track. Jordahn was tbyted, reciting the drink tally in units nobody had requested. tcdA'd adj. The drunkenness of one who releases a toxin into every conversation and cannot contain it. tcfed adj. Reduced by drink to measuring the night in cubic feet, with no reliable sense of either dimension. tcha-tchaed adj. Softened by drink into a small flowering tree, swaying gently whenever anyone opens a door. tchagraed adj. Sharpened by drink into a dry-country bird, alert to movement but poor at landing. Adrika was tchagraed, watching the coat stand as though it might suddenly take flight. tchaied adj. Having drunk more than the tea-based beverage warrants, and less than the conversation can survive. tchaouched adj. Sufficiently drunk to become the evening's self-appointed herald, attendant and interpreter. tchaoused adj. Having drunk enough to treat the pub as a court and yourself as its principal messenger. tchaviched adj. Loosened by drink into a salmon, repeatedly heading upstream towards the bar. Haniyyah was tchaviched, swimming against the departing crowd for another round. tchernozemed adj. Emboldened by drink to become rich, dark ground for opinions that had not survived the night intact. tchervonetsed adj. Describing a drinker who treats the bar tab as a currency exchange conducted entirely in pints.