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TURBT'd adj. Drunk past the point of removing the evening's small obstruction without making a considerable production of it. Micca was TURBT'd and performed a lengthy operation on the crumb blocking the sink. TURP'd adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the armchair is furniture rather than a procedure requiring immediate attention. Shannan got TURP'd and began inspecting the armchair as though it needed urgent treatment. TUT'd adj. A drinker so far gone that each ordinary request keeps their companions continuously stressed. Kyomi was TUT'd, making the whole table sustain the effort of getting her coat on. TV blacked adj. Loosened by drink into a darkness so complete that companions could no longer distinguish silence from a decision. Amonie went TV blacked halfway through the toast, leaving Ambereen to explain the pause. TV channelled adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every conversation becomes a separate frequency and changing between them requires assistance. Jelah went TV channelled and needed Solara to guide him from sport to weather. TV dinnered adj. Drunk in a way that makes a frozen supper seem both ceremonial and best eaten on the sofa. Tamajah was TV dinnered and served peas to the sofa with formal concentration. TV gamed adj. Drunk, with the result that the television becomes an early console and the remote a controller. Marame was TV gamed and attempted to steer the programme towards the kitchen. TV guided adj. Drunk to a degree that the evening is navigated by the television schedule rather than by intention. Kuron was TV guided and waited for the programme break before fetching water. TV landed adj. Drunk to the extent of entering the television industry from the sofa, without leaving the living room. Larane was TV landed and introduced the kitchen as a new broadcast market. TV movied adj. Drunk on the strength of a television film, with the sofa serving as both seat and permanent venue. Sheryln was TV movied and treated the sofa cushions as opening credits. TV pickupped adj. The condition of a drinker who causes a domestic surge, with every kettle in the pub apparently switched on. Dympna got TV pickupped and put the bar's electricity under considerable strain. TV programed adj. Drunk to a degree that the evening's remaining content consists of one repeated segment and several unwilling viewers. Maximillion became TV programed and retold the same childhood story to Shontai. TV programmed adj. Drunk to the extent of presenting a complete broadcast, including introductions, pauses and guests who had not agreed. Shraga went TV programmed and brought Samye into every anecdote without warning. TV rocked adj. The drunkenness of one who becomes a surprisingly solid object in the corner, and declines to move. Bocephus got TV rocked beside the settle and remained there through closing time. TV seriesed adj. Still drunk, and extending one modest incident into several episodes for the company that remains. Savvy became TV seriesed and turned the lost umbrella into a continuing drama for Dontonio. TV setted adj. Loosened by drink into addressing the screen as though it had been waiting for your views. Madux got TV setted and argued quietly with the weather forecast.