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teabag foldinged adj. Drunk enough to interlock several small, symmetrical plans into one impressive object nobody can use. teabaged (/ˈtiːbæɡd/) adj. Drunk to the point where immersion appears preferable to movement and patience is mistaken for strategy. Alisiah got teabaged and settled into the bath to plan the journey home. teabaggered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing between packaging a decision and making one. teabagginged adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking an ill-advised physical gesture for a form of hospitality. Devang became teabagginged and offered the toast with an alarming lack of ceremony. teaballed adj. Having drunk enough to become a small, round obstacle that releases remarks when disturbed. teaberried adj. Drunk beyond ordinary sweetness, with a small, bright conviction that winter has been solved. teaboarded adj. Drunk in a way that turns carrying refreshments into a ceremonial procession requiring a level surface. teabooed (/ˈtiː.ə.buːd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that British habits are adopted confidently, including several that do not exist. Omaima went teabooed and corrected the pub's pronunciation of a village nobody had mentioned. teabowled adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a drinking vessel from an invitation to remain seated. teaboxed adj. Drunk to the extent of packing every loose thought away and labelling the resulting confusion for later. teaboyed adj. Drunk on the strength of having served one hot drink, and now convinced that management follows. teacaddied adj. Drunk since last orders, and preserving the evening's smallest remnants as though they were provisions. Lizz was teacaddied and carried two sugar packets safely through the taxi ride. teacaked adj. The drunkenness of one who insists the evening requires toasted bread, butter, and a proper cup of tea. Sadan became teacaked and put the kettle on before anyone had removed their coat. teacarted adj. Reduced by drink to wheeling refreshments between the sofa and kitchen, whether requested or not. teach-inned adj. Sharpened by drink into a late domestic lecture on the proper arrangement of mugs and teaspoons. teachabilitied adj. Loosened by drink into accepting instruction from the glass of water beside the bed.