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tealeried adj. Too drunk to leave the enclosure, yet sufficiently determined to discuss the birds within it. Jariely was tealeried, unable to leave the enclosure while delivering a lecture on the birds within it. tealessnessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to discover the absence of tea and regard it as the evening’s governing fact. tealighted adj. Having drunk more than a small candle can contain, and liquefying completely before midnight. Tytiauna was tealighted and gradually melted into the armchair during the speeches. tealited adj. You have drunk enough to become a tiny candle, then quietly vanish into your own surroundings. Jeda was tealited, glowing beside the television and melting into the evening. teallited adj. You are drunk and mineralogically composed, though chiefly inclined to sit down. tealnessed adj. Of a drinker: blue-green in spirit, formal in posture, and unable to locate the bathroom. team buildinged adj. Having drunk more than sobriety permits before inviting acquaintances to improve their performance through enforced cooperation. team deathmatched adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken every disagreement for a competitive elimination round. Nerida became team deathmatched and challenged the birthday cake to settle the matter. team gamed adj. A drinker who cannot perform a simple task individually and consequently recruits the entire room. Josjeph was team gamed and assembled four witnesses to open a jar. team ministried adj. A drinker so far gone that every minor domestic decision requires administration across several parishes. Ulyss was team ministried and assigned the crisps to separate regional jurisdictions. team playerred adj. The state of being drunk and willing to co-operate with anyone, particularly whoever is carrying food. Dellanie was team playerred and joined three unrelated groups in search of chips. team pursuited adj. The condition of a drinker who has pursued an opponent across the room and caught the coat stand. team sheeted adj. Sharpened by drink into listing every companion, substitute and possible late arrival for the evening. team spirited adj. The drunkenness of one who has converted ordinary friendliness into a campaign for collective singing. team sported adj. Reduced by drink to competing in pairs, usually against the furniture and with no scoring system. team tracked adj. Sharpened by drink into a self-service freight operation, loading personal belongings onto anyone nearby.