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teamplayed adj. Softened by drink into accepting competition as a group activity, including people who came merely to eat. teamsheeted adj. Loosened by drink into revising the evening's membership whenever another person happens to enter the room.
teamshipped adj. Emboldened by drink to call ordinary cooperation solidarity, and to demand it from everyone present. teamsported adj. Softened by drink into a contest between two parties, one of whom is generally a chair. Jocasta was teamsported and contested the armchair’s claim to the sitting room. teamster teaed adj. Drunk and dispensing a bitter herbal brew to companions who had asked for ordinary tea. Floe became teamster teaed and offered everyone a desert infusion from an unmarked tin. teamstered (/ˈtim.stɚd/) adj. Slowed by drink to guiding an imaginary team of animals through a crowded room at walking pace. teamupped adj. Drunk enough to join forces with whoever is present, particularly against a problem nobody else can see. teamworked adj. Drunk past the point of recognising individual effort, so every helpful bystander is credited collectively. teamworkered adj. Drunk beyond solitary usefulness, and therefore assigning each surrounding person a modest share of the rescue. teamworkinged adj. Of a drinker who has allocated every task, including pouring, among the people present. teapot effected adj. The state of being drunk and allowing the drink to follow the outside of the glass. teapoted adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening is now being brewed and served from them. Kebra was teapoted and offered Kristela a cup from the sleeve of his coat. teapotfuled adj. The condition of a drinker who has reached the capacity of one further explanation. teapotismed adj. The drunkenness of one who continues to allow for a teapot no telescope can find. teapoyed (/ˈtiːpɔɪd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and using every available recess to store decisions best forgotten.
tear and weared adj. Loosened by drink into a condition where both fabric and judgement give way gradually.