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TV showed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a programme with very little happening in it. Audreauna was TV showed by ten, answering each question after a modest pause. TV standed adj. Reduced by drink to a fixture against the wall, supporting the evening without contributing much else. Brianney was TV standed by the bar, holding up the conversation with one elbow. TV talked adj. Softened by drink into repeating whatever words the room has most recently supplied. Jhase got TV talked and echoed the landlord's last sentence until everyone had gone home. TV timeouted adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every pause in play as a proper interval for another round. Icela went TV timeouted whenever the match stopped, making straight for the bar. TV trayed adj. Loosened by drink into eating supper from a tray, wherever the nearest chair happens to be. Kyrien got TV trayed and carried a plate of chips into the snug. TV tunered adj. Emboldened by drink to receive every signal in the room, including conversations not meant for you. Elyanah got TV tunered and joined three unrelated discussions from across the pub. TV typewritered adj. Slowed by drink to composing each reply one careful character at a time. Hayoung was TV typewritered, taking a full minute to enter the round on the till. TV whited adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the brightest possible version of the evening on display. Nozomi was TV whited beneath the kitchen lights and made no attempt to soften matters. TV'd (/ˈti.vid/) adj. Reduced by drink to a continuous broadcast of whatever has just happened, with nearby people as the unwilling audience. Demontrez got TV'd and replayed the dropped glass for everyone at the table. TVB'd adj. You have drunk enough to acquire three separate attachments to the same conversation. Germane was TVB'd and returned to the same topic from three different directions. TVC'd adj. Drunk to the point where every remark arrives as a commercial, and the room is expected to buy it. Karrick got TVC'd and advertised his new career to Duntae between courses. TVCR'd adj. Drunk and combining two separate entertainments into one continuous sitting. Isil was TVCR'd, watching the match while explaining a film nobody had requested. TVE'd adj. Loosened by drink into a modest enterprise with no clear ownership and one remaining employee. Mariaya became TVE'd and announced a village-wide business venture from the bar. TVI'd adj. Drunk to the extent of interfering with every broadcast, particularly the one being watched in the sitting room. Jahking got TVI'd and addressed the television whenever the picture broke up. TVL'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every object entrusted to the table as permanently secured. Billy-jay became TVL'd and announced that the salt cellar was now locked into his personal portfolio. TVM'd adj. Drunk to the point where every purchase requires a queue, a prompt, and exact change. Olisaemeka got TVM'd at the bar and searched his pockets for coins already on the counter.