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tech supported adj. Loosened by drink into the conviction that the morning after can be resolved by calling someone else. Saiveon woke tech supported and telephoned customer services about his own head. tech vested adj. Emboldened by drink to face the morning in a sleeveless garment and an unjustified sense of readiness.
tech weeked adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a prolonged installation, with breakfast still awaiting final configuration. Eyshan woke tech weeked and spent forty minutes preparing one piece of toast. tech-broed adj. A drinker who has turned a modest hangover into an aggressively optimistic business proposition. tech-headed adj. Drunk to the point where every object in the morning appears to contain a system worth mastering. tech-noired adj. Sharpened by drink into a private detective of the morning, pursuing clues through receipts and empty glasses. tech-nomaded adj. Drunk, with the result that the journey home continues indefinitely wherever a signal and charging point can be found. tech-savvinessed adj. Drunk enough to operate a phone expertly while misunderstanding every message displayed upon it. techbroed (/ˈtɛkbɹəwd/) adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary modesty and into a morning-after brotherhood with every charging cable. Jaclin woke techbroed and offered the spare cable a place in the family. techdomed adj. Drunk beyond the borders of ordinary domestic life, with the morning governed entirely by screens and chargers. teched (/tɛkd/) adj. You are drunk and regarding the morning after as a problem best solved by switching it off and on. Goliath woke teched and searched for the reset button on the bedside lamp. techied (/[ˈtɛki]d/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes the morning after an extended practical session with every available computer. techinessed adj. Drunk on the strength of which every minor morning inconvenience becomes an irritant requiring immediate correction. techinged adj. Describing a drinker who confidently prepares every available object for use, whether required or not. techlanded adj. A drinker who treats every household decision as a computing problem and deploys an unnecessary solution.
techlashed adj. A drinker so far gone that every failed gadget is taken as evidence of a personal conspiracy. Li became techlashed and denounced the hand dryer for withholding its cooperation.
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