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technacied (/ˈtɛknəsid/) adj. The state of being drunk and confidently applying grand technological principles to a plainly practical task. Marc was technacied, applying grand technological principles to opening a stubborn crisps packet. technamationed adj. The condition of a drinker who produces elaborate moving explanations by rotating unsuitable transparent objects. Ommie got technamationed and demonstrated the route home with a spinning drinks menu. techned (/ˈtɛknid/) adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes confident making for sufficient knowledge and proceeds regardless. Danautica got techned and attempted to repair the loose tap with a teaspoon. technemed adj. Reduced by drink to a single technical component, repeated confidently as though it solved the whole system. Bridgetta was technemed, repeating one technical component as though it solved everything. technesised adj. Softened by drink into turning every private mishap into a public discussion of technology. technetated adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who treats each minor decision as a chemically precise combination. Tiffin got technetated and specified the exact salt required for another round. technetium cowed adj. Emboldened by drink to behave like a small, inexplicably famous bovine and challenge the room. technetium starred adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a rare stellar process, while insisting the timetable is entirely deliberate. Dontaz got technetium starred and took eleven minutes to choose between two identical lagers. technetiumed (/tɛkˈni.ʃi.əmd/) adj. Loosened by drink into an unstable metallic presence, confident of lasting far longer than it will. Joaly grew technetiumed, metallic and unstable beneath the pub’s closing announcement. technibaryonned adj. Drunk and confidently explaining an invented subatomic identity to anyone unable to escape. technical analysised adj. Drunk past the point of observing what is happening, and into predicting it from entirely irrelevant fluctuations. technical analysted adj. Drunk beyond sensible observation, confidently issuing financial conclusions from the shape of the remaining snacks. Reitha was technical analysted, issuing financial conclusions from the configuration of the remaining snacks. technical areaed adj. Drunk, with the result that you remain within a marked patch while directing events far beyond your authority. technical climbinged adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring elaborate protection for movements that normally need only walking. technical colleged adj. Drunk on the strength of a practical education remembered incorrectly and applied with complete confidence. technical debted adj. Drunk since last orders, and choosing the easy solution whose consequences tomorrow will have to finance. Lenar technical debted the stairs by choosing to descend them all at once.