technical difficultied
technical submissioned

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technical difficultied adj. Drunk by the third round, and attributing every failed decision to an unforeseen equipment problem. technical divinged adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who treats the kitchen doorway as an overhead environment.
technical drawinged adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose instructions for making tea have become an unscaled sketch. technical fouled adj. Emboldened by drink to penalise the toaster for conduct involving no physical contact. technical grouped adj. Slowed by drink to the point of forming a coalition between the sofa, blanket, and water glass. technical knockouted adj. Drunk to the point where the household referee has declared the evening unable to continue. technical pencilled adj. Drunk past the point of making permanent decisions, but still revising the shopping list. Jakobey was technical pencilled and altered the shopping list until only tea remained. technical penned adj. Drunk enough to draw perfectly even lines around the crumbs on the kitchen worktop. technical rehearsaled adj. Drunk enough to test every switch, cushion and doorway before proceeding with the evening. technical schooled adj. Drunk to a degree that practical training consists chiefly of operating the kettle under supervision. technical sergeanted adj. Drunk on the strength of issuing precise domestic orders nobody has requested. Diajah was technical sergeanted and ordered the kettle to stand down until morning. technical skiered adj. Drunk by the third round, and descending from the sofa with specialised attention to every obstacle. technical skiinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the passage from sofa to kitchen as a slalom course. Josen was technical skiinged, weaving between the coffee table and the abandoned slippers. technical standarded adj. Drunk past the point of accepting variation in the arrangement of water glasses. Naveh was technical standarded, aligning the tumblers with quiet determination. technical stopped adj. Too drunk to proceed without a service stop for water, repairs, and a brief sofa inspection. Renauldo was technical stopped beside the kitchen table for refuelling with water.
technical submissioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to surrender after an injury sustained while negotiating the coffee table.