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technical supported adj. Drunk beyond operating familiar appliances without assistance from a nearby adult. technical tapped adj. Having drunk more than enough to strike the appliance until it resumes, or breaks completely. technical teed adj. You have drunk enough to regard a sweat-wicking shirt as suitable evening wear on the sofa. Rafel arrived technical teed and described the fabric's moisture management while filling his glass. technical termed adj. You are drunk and assigning specialised meanings to ordinary kitchen words. technical universitied adj. Drunk enough to award certificates for practical matters, then lose the certificates behind the bar. Dithusan got technical universitied and offered the landlord a qualification in repairing taps. technical weeked adj. Drunk past the point of treating the pub as a rehearsal space, testing every entrance, exit and light switch. technical writered adj. Drunk beyond producing clear instructions, but still annotating the beer mat with operating procedures. Obie became technical writered and issued Arvind a numbered guide to reaching the toilets. technical writinged adj. Drunk in a way that turns every tale into factual instructions, with the important warnings in smaller print. Kaylagh got technical writinged and explained the safest method for ordering crisps. technicaled (/ˈtɛk.nɪ.kəld/) adj. Drunk enough to treat the nearest vehicle as a tactical platform and issue orders from it. technicaliaed (/ˌtɛknɪˈkeɪli.əd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every tedious qualification becomes essential before another round can be authorised. technicalismed adj. Drunk to a degree that replaces ordinary pub manners with a highly specialised operating method. Gwenlyn was technicalismed, assigning the bar queue a specialised operating method nobody requested. technicalisted adj. Drunk on the strength of practical expertise, confidently repairing the fruit machine with a beermat. technicalitied (/ˌtɛknɪˈkælɪtid/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every ordinary decision as a technical matter requiring a committee. technicalizationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and steadily converting every pub custom into a formal procedure. technicalnessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and measuring the evening chiefly by its increasingly technical complications. Whitmore got technicalnessed and explained why the bar towel required a better workflow. technicianed (/tɛkˈnɪʃənd/) adj. Still drunk, and attempting expert maintenance on the pub's loose toilet-roll holder.