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TVO'd adj. Having drunk more than the evening’s machinery can tolerate, and making every companion assist with the refuelling. Shelley went TVO'd and asked Lamoni to find paraffin for a vehicle that had never entered the premises. TVOC'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and measuring the room's air quality chiefly by how loudly you can declare it polluted. Atreyu got TVOC'd and blamed the bar's atmosphere for his decision to dance beside the fruit machine. TVOD'd adj. You have drunk enough to demand last night's entertainment on replay, without waiting for anyone else to choose it. Lakinzi was TVOD'd, replaying the same karaoke recording while the household attempted breakfast. TVP'd adj. Drunk in a way that breaks the person into small reconstitutable pieces, best assembled beside water. Massa got TVP'd and required quiet reconstitution on the sofa with a glass of water. TVQ'd adj. Drunk enough to add an unexplained levy to every round and defend it as standard practice. Tiessa got TVQ'd and charged the table an extra amount for services nobody could identify. TVRO'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and receiving every broadcast in the room without sending anything useful back. Dayzha became TVRO'd and absorbed Athyna's complaints without responding to any of them. TVaholicked adj. Drunk past the point of watching one programme, and now committed to whatever follows it. Celestial became TVaholicked and refused to leave before the late-night weather. TW'd adj. Still drunk, and assigning an official weight to every decision before making it. Shali was TW'd and calculated the total weight of crisps required for the taxi journey. TWAG'd (/twæɡd/) adj. Drunk beyond recognising the distinction between a tennis result and the person accompanying the player. Kearstan got TWAG'd and discussed the doubles draw with someone waiting for a taxi. TWAP'd adj. Having drunk enough to average every decision across the night, with none individually defensible. Yarali was TWAP'd by breakfast, distributing responsibility for the taxi across six regrettable hours. TWB'd adj. Describing a drinker who has arranged three separate routes for one thought, none reaching the destination. Stephn got TWB'd and sent the same plan through three conversations without completing any of them. TWI'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the evening's intake as a tolerable weekly allowance. Samia was TWI'd by supper, regarding Tuesday's drinks as a responsible week's provision. TWKB'd adj. Of a drinker: compressed into a very small, well-known binary of yes and no. Delissia was TWKB'd and answered every question with the same confident affirmative. TWOC'd adj. Drunk in a way that leads you to borrow a car without first locating its owner. Crowley got TWOC'd and was found discussing the landlord's van with the keys in hand. TWOW'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every contribution to the conversation is precisely ten words of wisdom. Jeidan was TWOW'd, offering ten solemn words on each trip to the gents. TWT'd (/twɪtd/) adj. Too drunk to amplify anything except the significance of the last round. Lukah became TWT'd and delivered the toast with considerable electromagnetic feeling.