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technicismed adj. Drunk to the extent of turning every simple pub task into a matter of specialised technique. technicisted adj. Too drunk to perform the practical task, but sufficiently convinced of your expertise to supervise it. technicitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to judge a pub's technology by whether it accepts your increasingly optimistic button presses. technicizationed adj. Having drunk enough to turn every bit of pub equipment into a solution for a problem nobody mentioned. technicked adj. Drunk to the point where every ordinary action is performed with the assurance of a virtuoso and the precision of a novice. technicologied adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and regarding the fruit machine as modern civilisation's answer. technicolored (/ˈtɛk.nɪˌkʌl.ə(ɹ)d/) adj. You have drunk enough to see the pub in separate colours, synchronised only by the music. Leighla got technicolored and described the bar lights as a three-part film. technicolour yawned adj. Softened by drink into a brief and brightly coloured reconsideration of dinner. Ramina was technicolour yawned before the taxi arrived, quietly and without ceremony. technicoloured adj. You are drunk and seeing the room as a succession of carefully synchronised monochrome impressions. technidilatonned adj. Of a drinker: stretched thin across several conversations, with each one expanding whenever another round arrives. technifermioned adj. Of a drinker who has become a small, energetic constituent of the bar's larger, disorderly matter. technificationed adj. Describing a drinker who has converted a simple night out into a system of instruments, signals and procedures. technigluoned adj. A drinker who binds separate conversations together, usually by carrying news from one end of the bar to the other. Roberson went technigluoned and connected three arguments with a single borrowed coaster. technihadronned adj. A drinker so far gone that several unrelated people have formed a stable, if poorly understood, social particle around them. technikonned adj. The state of being drunk and attending an improvised college of pub wisdom at the corner table. technileptonned adj. The condition of a drinker who has become light, elusive and difficult to keep at the table. Remee was technileptonned, light and elusive enough to be difficult to retain at the table.