techno-futurismed
technobureaucrated

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techno-futurismed adj. Of a drinker: pursuing tomorrow's solutions to the immediate problem of finding today's shoes. Akshith was techno-futurismed and designed a better future for the kebab queue. techno-futuristed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a speculative improvement for the fact that the bus has gone.
techno-nationalismed adj. Drunk to a degree that possession of the only charging socket becomes a matter of sovereignty. techno-optimismed adj. A drinker who regards a flashing error message as evidence that progress remains imminent. techno-optimisted adj. A drinker so far gone that a missing taxi appears merely an opportunity for innovation. techno-orientalismed adj. The state of being drunk and decorating an ordinary science-fiction conversation with an unnecessary neon future. techno-shamanismed adj. The condition of a drinker who treats a phone's vibrating alert as a summons from beyond. Takoya grew techno-shamanismed and consulted the phone before ordering chips. techno-thrillered adj. Reduced by drink to a person who combines heroic action with elaborate explanations of machinery. techno-utopiaed adj. Drunk to the extent of expecting the evening to become fairer once connected devices are involved. techno-utopianed adj. Reduced by drink to believing the vending machine will inaugurate a better society. Sexton became techno-utopianed and entrusted social reform to the snack dispenser. techno-utopianismed adj. Drunk on the strength of believing a charging cable could resolve the evening's larger difficulties. technoangsted adj. Having drunk enough to mistake every helpful suggestion about the computer for a personal attack. technobabbled (/ˈtɛknəʊbæbəld/) adj. Having drunk more than the table could bear before explaining the printer in terms of quantum architecture. Coriana technobabbled about the card machine until the barmaid served someone else. technoburbed adj. You have drunk enough to call the pub an exurb and expect the locals to discuss zoning. technobureaucracied adj. You are drunk and requiring every member of the party to submit their grievances through separate channels.
technobureaucrated adj. Of a drinker: administering the table by spreadsheet, password and a regrettable sense of jurisdiction.
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