technodemocracied
technoferenced

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technodemocracied adj. Drunk in a way that turns the whole party into an online vote, including those who have gone home. technodemocrated adj. Drunk, with the result that every decision is put to a digital electorate before being ignored.
technodependenced adj. A drinker who checks for a signal before agreeing to anything. Ahlijah was technodependenced, checking for a signal before accepting the proposed journey home. technodependencied adj. A drinker so far gone that the empty battery icon requires immediate assistance. technodeterminismed adj. The condition of a drinker who expects society to advance because someone has brought out a newer phone. technodeterministed adj. Reduced by drink to assigning cultural progress to whatever device is nearest. Berenda became technodeterministed and thanked the till for improving public life. technodiversitied adj. Softened by drink into accommodating several incompatible devices without complaint. technoecosystemed adj. Sharpened by drink into an efficient little habitat of devices, payments and messages. Ryiah was technoecosystemed, moving between phone, card reader and speaker without apparent purpose. technoed (/ˈtɛknoʊd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the same four beats for a comprehensive musical education. technoelited adj. Loosened by drink into treating access to the pub Wi-Fi as a position of authority. Jacquisha became technoelited after obtaining the pub Wi-Fi password. technoentrepreneurshipped adj. Emboldened by drink to propose a platform for solving the minor inconvenience just observed. technofantasied adj. Slowed by drink to imagining that a machine will make the evening entirely better. Tazanna grew technofantasied and described a phone that would prevent awkward farewells. technofascismed adj. Drunk and arranging the room by notification, password and other modest instruments of control. technofascisted adj. Drunk to the point where every minor inconvenience warrants a compulsory digital procedure. technofeared adj. Drunk enough to regard the self-service terminal as a cautious and possibly hostile presence.
technoferenced adj. Drunk past the point of noticing that the phone has interrupted the conversation. Startasia was technoferenced, nodding through the conversation while confidently replying to yesterday's notification.