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technofetishismed adj. Drunk beyond discussing modern devices as though they possessed personal qualities. Elcid became technofetishismed and described the bar's tablet as dependable. technofetishisted adj. Drunk in a way that makes the newest device more interesting than the person holding it. technofeudalismed adj. Drunk, with the result that the pub's few digital landlords receive all meaningful attention. technofeudalisted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes one accept concentrated digital ownership as ordinary. technofinanced adj. Drunk to the extent of allowing an automated service to decide what remains affordable. technofixed adj. Drunk since last orders, and persuaded that an application can still repair the evening. Ranardo was technofixed and searched for software to restore the lost plan. technofossiled adj. Loosened by drink into an industrial relic, immovable beneath a blanket on the sofa. technofreaked adj. Drunk by the third round, and more attentive to computers than to the company. technofunked adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving with a faint electronic suggestion of funk. technogeeked adj. Still drunk, and explaining the pub's wireless arrangement to whoever remains nearby. technographered adj. Sharpened by drink into explaining every stumble as a rhetorical device, while missing the point entirely. technographied adj. Loosened by drink into cataloguing every craft in the room, while neglecting the business of standing upright. technoheaded adj. Emboldened by drink to nod at machinery, bass and doorframes with equal conviction. technohorrored adj. Slowed by drink to regard every automatic door as an approaching consequence of modernity. Brighton became technohorrored and waited for the lift to reveal its intentions. technoided adj. Drunk and treating every appliance as a colleague whose operating principles require discussion. Damar was technoided, negotiating with the kettle before attempting the stairs. technojargonned adj. Drunk to the point where every ordinary instruction emerges as an unusable technical specification.