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technojunkied adj. Drunk enough to seek a charging point before locating the floor beneath you. technokinesised adj. Drunk past the point of walking normally, yet apparently able to operate machinery by thought alone. technolected adj. Drunk beyond ordinary speech, communicating in specialist terms that obscure a straightforward request for water. technoliberaled adj. Drunk in a way that welcomes every new device, including the one currently preventing a safe descent. Shahara became technoliberaled and trusted the unfamiliar lift without finding its buttons. technoliteracied adj. Drunk, with the result that you can operate every screen except the one showing where you are standing. technolled adj. Drunk by closing time, and applying science and art to the practical problem of remaining vertical. technological singularitied (/ˌtɛknəˈlɒd͡ʒɪkəl̩ ˌsɪŋɡjʊˈlæɹɪtid/) adj. Drunk to a degree that each attempt to stand accelerates the next attempt to stand. Michaelvincent was technological singularitied, accelerating each attempt to stand until the carpet became inevitable. technological unemploymented adj. Drunk to the extent of making the legs redundant and assigning their work to the banister. technological universitied adj. Drunk on the strength of a complicated theory about balance, unable to demonstrate it experimentally. Treyson became technological universitied and lectured on equilibrium from the third step. technologied (/tɛkˈnɒləd͡ʒid/) adj. Still drunk, and combining ingenuity with increasingly impractical methods of crossing the room. technologisted (/tɛkˈnɒləd͡ʒɪstd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and diagnosing each failed movement as a problem requiring better equipment. Arihana was technologisted, blaming the stairs for insufficient stabilisation. technologizationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and converting every simple bodily task into a managed technical process. Wasco became technologizationed and assigned the journey upstairs several separate operating stages. technology educationed adj. Too drunk to manipulate materials or tools without first conducting a lengthy practical investigation. technology stacked adj. You have drunk enough to make every movement depend on several unsuitable aids. technology transferred adj. You are drunk and moving your balance from one object to another without ever possessing it yourself. Tyriq was technology transferred, passing from wall to banister to coat stand upstairs. technology treed adj. Drunk past the point of treating the evening's drinks as branches on a researchable route to the taxi rank.