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technoluddited adj. Drunk beyond accepting card machines, mobile phones, or any other assistance offered by the journey home. technolusted adj. Drunk in a way that makes the newest phone seem a reasonable substitute for another round. Heartlyn was technolusted and spent the taxi queue comparing phones instead of noticing hers was missing. technomaded adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you wandering between pubs while remaining firmly connected to the internet. technomagicked adj. Drunk to the extent of making the card machine perform miracles, particularly when it declines another round. technomanagemented adj. Drunk on the strength of having reorganised the rounds, the coats, and the route home without authorisation. Jacquelyne became technomanagemented and issued the table a revised drinks rota. technomanagered adj. Drunk since last orders, and still attempting to appraise the team's performance on reaching the taxi rank. Megon was technomanagered and gave the driver a quarterly review before fastening his seatbelt. technomancered adj. Drunk by the third round, and apparently able to summon a taxi by gestures no one else understands. Emmanul was technomancered and produced a taxi from an empty street with one raised finger. technomancied adj. Emboldened by drink to command the appliances by gesture, with mixed domestic results. technomaniacked adj. Still drunk, and prepared to discuss every device encountered between the bar and the front door. technomaniaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and enthusiastic enough to regard the night bus as a recent technological triumph. technomarketinged adj. Too drunk to leave quietly, and instead targeting the remaining company with personalised offers for another round. technomedicined adj. Sufficiently drunk to require modern equipment for the diagnosis of a missing coat and an uncertain destination. technomusicked adj. You have drunk enough to provide the same electronic accompaniment, but with a different spelling. technonerded adj. Having drunk enough to explain the taxi app's architecture while everyone else is trying to get home. technonomied adj. Having drunk more than the principles underlying technology can reasonably account for, particularly at the taxi rank. technopaganismed adj. You are drunk and conducting the journey home as a ceremony involving glowing screens, charged batteries, and a final round.