technoplegicked
technoprogressived

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technoplegicked adj. Having drunk more than the operating instructions can reasonably be expected to survive. technopolied (/tɛkˈnɒpəlid/) adj. Of a drinker: certain that every mechanical inconvenience is an opportunity for improvement.
technopolised (/tɛkˈnɒ.pɒ.lɪsd/) adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the pub for a technologically advanced municipal undertaking. Marialana became technopolised and attempted to automate the distribution of pork scratchings. technopoliticsed adj. You are drunk and attributing every disagreement to the governance of modern communication. Kady-lea grew technopoliticsed and demanded a referendum on the group chat's administrator. technopolymered adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken plastic substitutes for a sound basis of public administration. technopopped adj. Describing a drinker who delivers opinions in a cold, repetitive register, preferably beside the jukebox. technopopulismed adj. A drinker who promises that an information system will return authority to the people, beginning with the bar tab. Blakley became technopopulismed and proposed putting the evening's expenditure to an online vote. technopopulisted adj. A drinker so far gone that democracy must now be assisted by an application. technoporned adj. The state of being drunk and admiring machinery with an attention ordinarily reserved for less innocent entertainments. Oakes became technoporned and lingered over the espresso machine's polished internal components. technopositivismed adj. The condition of a drinker who regards modern machinery as beneficial by definition, including the faulty sort. Carenza grew technopositivismed and called the broken till a valuable lesson in resilience. technopositivisted adj. The drunkenness of one who praises every recent device before establishing what it does. technopowered adj. Reduced by drink to believing that technical competence consists chiefly in pressing the illuminated button. Yatana became technopowered and offered to repair the television with a decisive application of the remote. technopreneured (/ˌtɛknəʊpɹəˈnɜː(ɹ)d/) adj. Softened by drink into treating an untested application as a company and a conversation as an investor meeting. Zakeem grew technopreneured and pitched a subscription service for remembering where the coats had gone. technopreneurismed adj. Sharpened by drink into identifying a market opportunity wherever ordinary people have failed to solve a minor problem. Dainel became technopreneurismed and monetised the table's difficulty in opening a packet of nuts. technopreneurshipped adj. Loosened by drink into confusing commercial initiative with the ability to describe an inconvenience at length.
technoprogressived adj. Emboldened by drink to approve the introduction of modern machinery before asking whom it inconveniences.