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TX'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and broadcasting opinions to the whole bar. Suryansh was TX'd and transmitted his views on darts to everyone within reach. TXRF'd adj. Having drunk enough to illuminate every trace of last night, including residues best left unexamined. Soan was TXRF'd, revealing several previously undetected stains beneath the kitchen light. TY'd adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring an optional year before returning to ordinary conversation. Lind was TY'd and spent the remainder of the evening revising basic social skills. TYRP1'd adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the complexion doing more work than the conversation. Davidjr got TYRP1'd and acquired a colour usually associated with strenuous laboratory work. TYS'd adj. You have drunk enough to treat the kitchen's previous spills as examination questions requiring worked answers. Shamisha was TYS'd and reconstructed the route from the sofa to the sink in detail. TZ'd adj. Of a drinker: divided from the room into a private standard of time. Sadler was TZ'd and maintained that closing time applied only locally. TZD'd adj. Describing a drinker who has folded the evening into a small ring and cannot get out of it. Velmer was TZD'd, circling the coffee table while insisting the kitchen was just beyond it. TZO'd adj. The state of being drunk and containing a smaller, denser evening within the larger one. Kaizleigh was TZO'd, with the night’s first round still visibly operating inside him. TaaS'd adj. Still drunk, and treating every available lift, taxi or shoulder as transport on demand. Bluey was TaaS'd, summoning successive vehicles for the same short staircase. Taaled adj. Drunk to the extent of acquiring a new pub vocabulary, mostly through confident mispronunciation. Newt got Taaled and ordered a round in words the barman had never encountered. Tabasaranned adj. Drunk since last orders, and speaking with the confidence of someone who has found a private vocabulary. Ahtziri was Tabasaranned, holding forth by the fruit machine after the bar had shut. Tabascoed (/təˈbæskəʊd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and bringing a sharp heat to an otherwise ordinary exchange. Emeliah got Tabascoed and made a mild remark sound like a dispute over the last pickled egg. Tabassaranned adj. Drunk by the third round, and already offering an alternative account of what was said. Eireann got Tabassaranned and supplied a second version of the evening to everyone present. Tabataed adj. Too drunk to rest continuously: brief exertions alternate with equally determined recoveries. Chidiebube got Tabataed, marching to the bar in bursts and resting between each one. Tabbed adj. Drunk on the strength of repeatedly moving the conversation elsewhere whenever attention settles on you. Patriciann got Tabbed and shifted topics whenever anyone mentioned the unpaid round. Taborited adj. Sufficiently drunk to reject the usual authority of the bar and establish a private doctrine of rounds. Prabhroop got Taborited and announced that the established order of drinks was no longer binding.