technoprosed
technosexualitied

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technoprosed adj. Slowed by drink to describe an ordinary evening in the ceremonious language of technical infrastructure. technopunked adj. Drunk and producing a harsh electronic resistance to any request for moderation.
technoratied (/ˌtɛknəˈɹɑːtid/) adj. Having drunk more than the morning can comfortably process, and explaining the hangover in technical terms. technorealismed adj. You have drunk enough to accept that the headache is neither miraculous nor terminal, merely technological. technorealisted adj. You are drunk and assessing the morning's damage without either optimism or unnecessary hostility. technorocked adj. Of a drinker: waking with a rhythm in the head and the conviction that the bedside table is an amplifier. technoromanticismed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the blinking router for a small, endangered dawn. Azaleigha woke technoromanticismed and apologised to the router for last night's neglect. technoscaped adj. A drinker who has distributed the evidence of the evening across every room and device. technoscepticismed adj. Slowed by drink to regard every modern device as a proposal requiring lengthy consideration. technoscepticked adj. Loosened by drink into doubting modern conveniences only after they have failed to cure the headache. technoscienced adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning after becomes a prolonged experiment with water, toast and gravity. technosed adj. Describing a drinker who relies on every available device except the obvious cure of water and sleep. Aneeka was technosed, consulting three apps before conceding that breakfast might help. technoselfed adj. The state of being drunk and uncertain whether the person in the bathroom mirror is still running the system. Isla-bleu woke technoselfed and briefly checked the mirror for a software update. technosexed adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes a glowing screen for intimate company until the morning makes this plain. Hunter-james was technosexed, whispering apologies to the phone before breakfast. technosexualed (/ˌtɛk.nəʊˈsɛk.ʃuː.əld/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has treated the household appliances as attentive companions and the kettle as especially understanding.
technosexualitied adj. Reduced by drink to attributing romantic significance to anything with a charging light. Zaquavious was technosexualitied, calling the coffee machine attractive in the grey morning.