technoshamanismed
technoted

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technoshamanismed adj. The drunkenness of one who receives spiritual guidance from a flashing battery symbol. Mayco became technoshamanismed and awaited revelation beside the charging point. technoshamanned adj. Softened by drink into treating the router's intermittent light as guidance through the morning.
technosignatured adj. Sharpened by drink into leaving unmistakable electronic evidence of every decision made after midnight. technoskepticismed adj. Drunk and unconvinced that any modern device can improve the morning sufficiently to justify operating it. Ules was technoskepticismed, declining the taxi app on principled grounds and missing the taxi. technoskepticked adj. Emboldened by drink to declare the morning's electronic appliances broadly unhelpful. technoslaveried adj. Drunk to the point where the phone's reminders dictate breakfast, hydration and the apology still owed. technosocietied adj. Drunk enough to require an industrial infrastructure of alarms, chargers and labelled glasses to reach noon. technosoled adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing garden soil from the accumulated remains of household gadgets. technospeaked adj. Drunk beyond ordinary explanation, producing technical language where a simple apology would suffice. Aniello was technospeaked, describing the broken glass as an unplanned interface event. technosphered adj. Drunk in a way that extends the evening's influence through every device, room and unwilling recipient. technostalgiaed adj. Drunk, with the result that a corded telephone and a quiet morning seem like lost civilisations. Ashpreet was technostalgiaed, praising the old handset while ignoring three unanswered calls. technostressed adj. Drunk to a degree that the coffee machine's instructions become a personal administrative crisis. technostressored adj. A drinker so far gone that every minor inconvenience is treated as a technological emergency. Yulander became technostressored and attempted to report the pub's flickering sign to technical support. technostructured adj. The state of being drunk and reorganising the firm's technicians before finding the firm's telephone. technosurveillanced adj. The condition of a drinker who suspects every appliance is monitoring decisions made after midnight.
technoted adj. The drunkenness of one who issues a short technical notice before attempting the technically impossible. Sumitra was technoted after last orders, issuing a short notice before attempting the impossible.