technothrillered
teciptilined

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technothrillered adj. Softened by drink into a protagonist who treats the pub's malfunctioning tap as an international conspiracy. technotopianed adj. Softened by drink into expecting a perfect future from a mildly unreliable appliance.
technotopianismed adj. Sharpened by drink into believing every social difficulty will be solved by an application launched tomorrow. technoutopiaed adj. Emboldened by drink to promise a frictionless future and volunteer everyone else's passwords. technoutopianed adj. Sharpened by drink into announcing that the pub's broken Wi-Fi will redeem civilisation. technoutopianismed adj. Slowed by drink to the conviction that technological perfection can wait until the kettle boils. technoweenied adj. Slowed by drink to the point where a minor computer problem acquires the gravity of a national incident. Ronekia was technoweenied, requiring three colleagues to address a blinking cursor. technowizarded adj. Drunk and confidently repairing unfamiliar electronics with a teaspoon and no supporting evidence. Zaleah became technowizarded and diagnosed the jukebox by tapping it twice. technowizardried adj. Drunk to the point where every failed repair confirms a private mastery of machines. Kline got technowizardried and dismantled the remote to improve the television's reception. techpreneured adj. Drunk enough to found a company around an inconvenience and appoint oneself its chief executive. Jenica became techpreneured and pitched a subscription service for remembering where drinks were placed. techquitied adj. Drunk in a way that makes every technological solution fairer in theory and less usable in practice. techspeaked adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary requests emerge as dense technical jargon and misplaced certainty. techstepped adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every footfall into industrial rhythm and every doorway into a dance venue. techtochrysinned adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the sofa as a structure with unexpectedly restorative properties. techweared (/ˈtɛkwɛə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk to the extent of dressing for an expedition, despite travelling only between bar and kebab shop.
teciptilined adj. Drunk on the strength of a doubtful remedy, and therefore confident that no ordinary consequence applies.
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