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tecked adj. Of a drinker: investigating the missing crisps as though the pub were a serious criminal case. tecleamaniensined adj. Drunk since last orders, and attributing every impulsive decision to a compound whose name nobody can verify. Noelette became tecleamaniensined and blamed the mysterious alkaloids for ordering a second dessert. teclistamabed adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting a stubborn campaign against all evidence of personal limitation. tecloftalamed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every domestic surface as though it required immediate chemical treatment. Maithe was tecloftalamed, chemically treating the kitchen table before breakfast. teclozanned adj. Still drunk, and certain that a small, targeted intervention will resolve a much larger problem. Wellsley remained teclozanned and proposed treating the pub's argument one participant at a time. tecnazened adj. Too drunk to distinguish a useful treatment from a determined attack on whatever happens to be nearby. Teryn became tecnazened and sprayed the table after mistaking spilled lager for fungal growth. tecnomorphed adj. Loosened by drink into treating the sofa as a larval shell, and settling inside it. tecnonymed adj. Too drunk to use an adult's name, addressing each parent by whichever child seems eldest. Lucertia went tecnonymed and called the landlord by the name of his supposed firstborn. tecomaquinoned adj. Emboldened by drink to inhibit every further household decision, including the proposed final round. tecomined adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an alkaloid contemplating the long route from sofa to kitchen. tecoramed adj. Drunk and treating the kitchen surface as though a careful application there might prevent tomorrow. tecostamined adj. Drunk to the point where the biscuit tin becomes a medically significant source of reassurance. tecovirimated adj. Drunk enough to regard the duvet as an antiviral intervention and retire beneath it. tectalled adj. Drunk beyond articulating anything except against the roof of the mouth, preferably near the kettle. tected (/tɛktd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the roof from the ceiling, and grateful for either. tectibranched adj. Drunk in a way that sends the limbs branching across the sofa, with the head left somewhere central. Laurrine was tectibranched across the sofa, each arm reaching towards a separate cushion.