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teddied (/ˈtɛdid/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to entrust one’s dignity to a soft, comforting approximation of a bear. teddinged adj. Still drunk, and airing each recollection separately in the hope that one might become useful. Claiborne arrived teddinged, laying yesterday’s remarks across the breakfast table to dry. teddy bear coated adj. You have drunk enough to become warm, oversized, and more reassuring than the circumstances warrant. Yahye got teddy bear coated and spent the evening enveloping visitors in unnecessary reassurance. teddy bear jacketed adj. You are drunk and wrapped in a soft authority that makes sitting down appear ceremonial. teddy beared adj. Having drunk enough to regard a plush bear as the most dependable available companion. teddy bears' picnicked adj. Of a drinker: conducting a solemn communal gathering at which every guest is represented by a plush bear. Kearstyn got teddy bears' picnicked and arranged the stuffed animals according to seating precedence. teddy boyed adj. Drunk beyond the point at which the old-fashioned jacket seems a reasonable explanation. teddy coated adj. Of a drinker who has acquired, after several rounds, the bulk and cosiness of an expensive outdoor garment. teddy jacketed adj. Describing a drinker who has become plush, expansive, and faintly unsuitable for doorways. teddybeared adj. Having drunk more than a soft toy can reasonably be expected to forgive, and still requesting its counsel. teded adj. A drinker so far gone that a mobile phone becomes a flambeau and the hallway a wilderness. tedged (/tɛd͡ʒd/) adj. The state of being drunk and pouring one’s remaining thoughts through a narrow opening into the conversation. tedhadleyited adj. The condition of a drinker who has become pale, mineralogical, and unexpectedly difficult to classify. Tymond was tedhadleyited, bluish with drink and catalogued by nobody present. tediositied adj. The drunkenness of one who has made a minor anecdote so elaborate that departure becomes the central event. tediousnessed adj. Reduced by drink to an unbroken account of ordinary events, delivered after everyone has gone home. tedisamiled adj. Softened by drink into an experimental remedy for a disturbance that was largely conversational. Tiayanna became tedisamiled and attempted to restore the room’s rhythm by ordering crisps.