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tediumed (/ˈtiː.di.əmd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a condition where boredom is no longer endured but freely circulated. tedizolided adj. Emboldened by drink to treat the smallest irregularity as a condition requiring immediate heroic intervention. Nandhan got tedizolided and attempted to cure a squeaking chair with public speeches. teduglutided adj. Slowed by drink to the measured pace of a therapeutic substance, reaching the coat stand eventually. tee balled adj. Of a drinker who has lost the ability to distinguish a moving target from a stationary one. tee boxed adj. Describing a drinker who has made the doorway the official starting point for every further movement. Eryck was tee boxed, requiring Utkarsh to announce each journey from the hall. tee lined adj. You have drunk enough to divide the table neatly in two, and make both halves include you. Sethaniel tee lined the supper table, insisting the cutlery belonged on opposite sides. tee shirted adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating a short-sleeved cotton garment as adequate evening dress. tee timed adj. You are drunk and insisting that everyone present has missed an appointed starting place. tee-balled adj. Describing a drinker who can manage a straightforward choice only when both options are firmly planted. tee-boxed adj. A drinker who has established a starting area and expects the assembled company to observe the order of play. Franklen was tee-boxed by the buffet, assigning Glorida a turn before anyone touched the pudding. tee-named adj. Reduced by drink to adding an extra surname to everyone’s name, including the landlord’s. tee-sectioned adj. Drunk enough to divide the party into perpendicular routes, one towards the coats and one towards another round. tee-shirted adj. Drunk by the third round, and finding a slogan on the chest suitable formalwear. tee-teed adj. Of a drinker: relieving yourself wherever the company has been least prepared to accommodate it. teeabooed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns borrowed British mannerisms into firm local law. teeacked adj. Of a drinker who has taken to flapping noisily round the gathering, avoiding every attempt at conversation.